Anyone need to get married? I'm now a Reverend...

by "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
Published 04/07/2017 at 16:01

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I was having a glass of bourbon and surfing the ‘net whilst watching The Big Lebowski last night and found a website where you can join the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. I figured I’d sign up since it’s the first religion that has made any sense to me. Like all Dudeists, I’ve been ordained as a Priest or Reverend or whatever, and in some states it’s actually legal and I can perform real ceremonies and stuff.

Maybe someday I’ll get some nice paper and get the certificate framed. It’ll really tie the room together...

Replies (10)

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/07/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 2

RIP Brt.

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/07/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 2

This is not ’Nam; this is marriage. There are rules.

"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
04/07/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 3

I just wanna point out that this is a thing that exists and I want to play it.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/07/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 1

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/07/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 2

Say what you want about the tenets of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
04/07/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0

Can I marry my car? and then declare it.. um her as a dependent?

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
04/10/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 0

Do you perform nudist weddings?

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
04/10/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0

Sure, why the hell not. But I’m not sure you’d want me to be naked...

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
04/10/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

How bad could it be?

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
04/10/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

Hey! He’s got the same bathing suit as I do! Finally, someone that makes me feel thin by comparison.

(Oh, and actually my trunks are just a basic tropical print...)