It's like they got halfway parked

by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 04/07/2017 at 14:47

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And then just gave up with a good 2 feet on each end.

Replies (15)

"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
04/07/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 3

Ehh, it’s good enough for government work

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/07/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 10

They just couldn’t Focus

"Azrek" (azrek)
04/07/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0

Winner!

"EL_ULY" (uly)
04/07/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 5

Or afFord the self parking feature

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/07/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

Taurus!

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/07/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 1

But they’ve already done most of the hard part of parallel parking. So close.

"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
04/07/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 3

There’s a kindergarten close to where my parents live. Looks like the mothers dropping off/picking up their offspawn just roll into the lot, kill the engine and then “park” where the car decides to stop coasting.

I would suggest a drive-thru window, these kids are still pretty small, afterall.

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
04/07/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 1

And now you’re having a Fiesta at their expense!

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/07/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1

Glad to hear this is still a thing today. I swear that’s how all mothers did it back in the 1980s, too. There were definitely no fucks given about parking, dinging other cars, etc. I dread doing this stuff when I have kids, because these people clearly don’t care about anything at all.

"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
04/07/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 1

Who wants to Focus on the parking job, when they have a Fiesta to hurry off to?

"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
04/07/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 1

One of my neigbbours parks super lazily all the time. She always comes down the street on the wrong side of the street, and pulls a u-turn that involves driving up on the sidewalk, just stopping once the wheel is mostly off the curb. Still full left lock, never even remotely straight, usually with the back wheel like a foot from the curb.

They also park their motorhome in front of their house sometimes, and then haphazardly park their trailblazer where I usually park in front of my place. I don’t like them.

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/07/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 1

yeah - they almost had it. One adjustment and it would have been perfect. Do those have that goofy automatic parking option? Maybe the robot parking thing messed up?

"asenna" (asenna)
04/07/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1

obviously they are about to rob the bank

"V8VespaStoppie" (v8vespastoppie)
04/07/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0

Reminds me of driving through the Northside of Chicago, atleast 2 cars parked liked this on every block.

"Ike" (untitledcarshow)
04/07/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 0

100% as a parent would do a drive through day care