by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 04/07/2017 at 14:26
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 04/07/2017 at 14:26
Tags: Houses
STARS: 3
Brown!
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/07/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 4
4th picture. Why is there a piece of wood on a stand?
"facw" (facw)
04/07/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 2
Don’t mind the lights (except maybe the glass ones in your last pic). That sink bothers the hell out of me though.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/07/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0
... Brown!
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/07/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 2
modern architecture confuses me
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 4
What kind of creature emerges from that cocoon? Like, face hugger? or like Steve Guttenberg. Give a sense of how worried/excited I should be about this
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
04/07/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 5
I hate sinks that aren’t recessed. It’s a stupid design and I don’t understand its popularity.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/07/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 3
That sink bothers me. It’s like, “oh look at our fancy floating natural craggy wood and neato fixtures,” but then there’s a regular old pipe right out in the open underneath it. Sure it’s a chrome pipe but it bugs me.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/07/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 1
Ezra POUND!
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/07/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 3
Especially ones that look like a spaghetti strainer
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/07/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 4
Separated at birth?
"fintail" (fintail)
04/07/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 2
The exposed pipe under the sink, tres chic. Have fun keeping that place clean. I am sure hired help handles it (no time for such plebian work, there’s a new Soulcycle just down the road).
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/07/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0
Standard for this builder is that all exposed (visible) plumbing must be chrome. Plumber mistakingly put in white last time and I have to say it did not look good against the brown everything.
"vicali" (vicali)
04/07/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0
Those lights are going to make someone barf right into that sink...
Interior Design with a purpose..
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/07/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 2
Cleaning is a job for “the help”
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
04/07/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 1
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 4
That’s little wooden boy, the owners sidekick
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"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/07/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0
(Henry Higgins shouting from other room - “BROWN! BROWN BROWN BROWN!”)
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/07/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 0
I have never had such kebab/gyro meat as this with the fruits and the stuff and the things. Tell me more.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/07/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0
Lighting for when you really don’t care if your lights give off light. Probably have hired help to hold spot lights around you 24/7.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/07/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 1
I like the live edge on the bathroom counter. Couldn’t pull it off in my house but it’s pretty cool.
"Tapas" (tapas)
04/07/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 0
Where is this. This is the kinda house I wouldn’t mind being married into! lol
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/07/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0
You are never getting stains out of that admittedly cool bathroom countertop.
"Jonee" (Jonee)
04/07/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 1
Speaking of you and brown.
https://palmsprings.craigslist.org/cto/6059635466.html
"user314" (user314)
04/07/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 1
We really need you and James Lileks to team up and new a second volume of Interior Desecrations .
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/07/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0
I just think the design is stupid. I’m assuming it’s a bathroom since there’s what looks like the very edge of a toilet in the left of the pic. “Floating” shelves are all well and good but my point is the exposed plumbing makes it look not floating at all.
Also, where’s the storage for the assorted cleaning products and other crap normally kept under a bathroom sink? I guess those aren’t necessary if you have a maid (or there are cabinets in some other part of the bathroom).
Basically, it seems like not-very-functional design for its own sake that doesn’t even succeed at being “design-y” because the look of the exposed plumbing clashes too much with the “natural” wood.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/07/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 0
So when does a plebeian light fixture become a chandelier? (Or is anything that hangs from a above considered a chandelier?) I’d skip that log counter top and sink arrangement but the rest of the house is pretty cool.
"fintail" (fintail)
04/07/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 0
I’m not getting my hands dirty, I am special (and not entitled!).
"KFN" (kfn)
04/07/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 3
If 2 shits = $1.00, I would gladly part with 10,000 of them for this bad boy.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/07/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0
I don’t hate this design, overall. But I do hate the lack of storage space and loathe those light fixtures (whatever you want to call them).
Although, I also hate the random window size thing. What idiot thought that would ever look good? It’ll never look good and it will look worse than all those super ugly/shitty wooden 1970s-80s split levels found throughout the suburbs here.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/07/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 1
The upside is that they’ll be easy to replace in the future because they only bore a small hole for them. In the future you’ll be able to cut a bigger one in there and slap in a respectable sink.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
04/07/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0
I seen a light fixture that you would be face palming on, no SR20, but basicly one middle fixture over a desk, 3 bulb things hanging down, then 2 on either side where the cord was too long so they put a hook on either side about 3' from fixture and dangled down to make it same height at the others.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
04/07/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0
Holy fuck that looks like curley koa wood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
04/07/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0
crazy is that if that is koa wood that shelf if worth more than my car.
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
04/08/2017 at 07:45, STARS: 0
It’s like they said “I want the diy look of Pinterest but don’t want to do it myself but I do want to pay a ton of money, can you hook me up?”