An expensive way to make your friends HATE you

Kinja'd!!! by "Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
Published 04/07/2017 at 13:55

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I’ll give you a hint. It’s big and blue.

Kinja'd!!!

My buddy bought a raptor last week. He got it the last day of the month and I finally got to see it. It’s mean! I will report back when I drive it.

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (38)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/07/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1

It’s a Good Truck

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
04/07/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

So now you hate your buddy?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 1

I can’t decide where I sit with the raptor. I mean, its got all the cool stuff a person would do to their personal truck with the money, and its backed with a warrantee and extensive testing, and its got stuff a DIYer wouldn’t be able to do anyway...but...the fact that they roll off an assembly line and you can find 10 just like yours at any given time. I don’t know. Maybe jelly?

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/07/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

Came wrap.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/07/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

Camo*

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/07/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

Fuck that I want that Patrick Star wrap.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 2

Well there are certainly ways to make it your own. I think I am just starting to become a little disillusioned at the “throw money at it” approach to off roading these days. There are trucks out there pushing 100 grand in truck and mods that are undeniably cool from the comfort of the instgram app, but man alive. Just go out and do.

Nothing against anyone who wants one as they are undeniably an extremely cool truck, well executed but I guess I see it as a symbol of the “The more I spend the more offroady I am” vibe happening.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/07/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 2

The Modded Jeep Effect - no matter how many unique/personal tattoos you get on your muscled arm different mods you get “installed by a shop”, you’ll find one pretty similar to yours within the week at the same mall parking lot.

The Raptor Wave WILL be a thing.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/07/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

Serious question, could this truck off the lot do the trails you did last weekend in Canyon Lands?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

I guess its their money and all, but...maybe Im just not ready to share the wilderness with people who have car payments like I have mortgage payments but couldn’t tell you what a locking diff is.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 2

sure, there would be likely body damage to the rockers though, on account of the wheelbase. Then again a stock 2 door JK could have done it with the same caveat.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/07/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

boom, roasted

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/07/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

Just needs rocksliders and a campershell.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 2

and you know, I would respect any raptor on that trail, especially one like that. Funny story? I have NEVER seen a raptor on ANY trail I’ve ever done. Ever.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/07/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 1

Awesome!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/07/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 1

Yeah they aren’t being purchased new to be rock crawlers but I bet second/third/fourth hand ones are going to be making it to the trails before too long.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0

So they as they don’t bring the miller high life along with them, we can be friends.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/07/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

But ... the fine sham-pon-yah!

Kinja'd!!! "MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow" (myjeepgetsstuckinthesnow)
04/07/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 1

I don’t know man. Company makes a bunch of the truck enthusiasts want then complain it is not unique anymore. I’m just happy they make the thing. Who cares if it is one of a kind. It is a good product.

Kinja'd!!! "Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
04/07/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

I’m jealous. There aren’t many 2017's around here...YET

Kinja'd!!! "uofime-2" (uofime-2)
04/07/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 2

Some people like to do stuff with their vehicles and some people like to do stuff to their vehicles (some people like a healthy mix of both)

To each his own, even if we don’t really understand one another’s point of view.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0

well its more than just unique.

Kinja'd!!! "Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
04/07/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0

I’m trying to get him to get a camper shell. I love the look.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1

Sure I get the whole “to build is own” thing, and my taste is not theirs. I just see it so prevalently now its kinda dumbing down the sport for people, IMO.

Kinja'd!!! "Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
04/07/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

Hate or Envy. Little of both.

Kinja'd!!! "MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow" (myjeepgetsstuckinthesnow)
04/07/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

No doubt. I get your point. I just have a hard time hating on Ford for making a cool truck that is popular and well designed from the factory. Sure I could buy a different vehicle and do a bunch of aftermarket stuff to it so that is my own but it is nice that a manufacturer has brought a turnkey product to market. I don’t really care if there are 1000's more like it on the road. I care about my car, not what everyone else on the road is driving. Just because a C63 AMG/GTR/etc is popular doesn’t to me mean it is any less of a badass car.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/07/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 0

I really liked my suburban off road but the low rocker pannels limited where I was willing to take it.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
04/07/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 0

Its probably because I don’t see that many of them in the Midwest, but I still like them. Sure its bought capability, but I don’t see it as any different than buying a sports car. Sure you could build a normal car into a track car, but you can also just buy one. Same thing.

Personally I prefer the Powerwagons more. I just wish they made a 1500 sized one.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

well the Moab guide book I have has a picture of a GMT400 suburban hung up on this trail as a guide for vehicles you shouldn’t take

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/07/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

Mine had running boards as well. It had plenty of power and traction.. My co-worker had a similar Tahoe and it was way better. He just beat the crap out of that truck and it wouldn’t die.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
04/07/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 0

Why would that make you hate him?

Did he swap in a Prius drivetrain to improve the fuel economy (as well as converting it to FWD-only)?

Kinja'd!!! "uofime-2" (uofime-2)
04/07/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0

It’s a show car!

Its built for attention, for people to enjoy looking at, in this case in the “offroader” style

I don’t understand it either and I agree it sure seems pervasive, but people will do what they enjoy.

Look at the upside, these people tend to have short attention spans and when they part-out their rigs it means gently used, reasonably priced parts for the guys who want to use them.

I got a lot of the big ticket items on my car for 30-60% off this way haha

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/07/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

This sort of attitude has always kinda annoyed me. Isn’t it good enough that they want to enjoy it in the first place? Why do they need to be an expert to get out there?

I can understand it from a safety standpoint if that’s what you mean, I’d be pretty annoyed if someone brought a 911 to an autocross and tried drifting instead of running the course safely.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 0

nah, its not that I have anything against people wanting them. My deliberation is more on the truck itself. as I said, its more a symbol of the type of excessive showiness that is cringe inducing in the off-road community.

Think a raptor is badass and you just want one? cool! I think its badass too, I also think its crotch stuffing.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/07/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 0

I just think it’s a cool truck. I’d buy one if I could afford it for myself, not to show off but just cause it’s neat and fast.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/07/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0

Yeah that will also work.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/07/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0

Oh yeah I get it completely. A great number of people will buy this plus mods for their Instagram rather than for their favorite trails. I find this truck extremely cool because of how Ford is dedicated to actually making it special.

Truth be told I want one and would DD it the same way I DD my Golf. Occasional off-road use.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/07/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 0

That’s fine, I don’t blame you at all. Regardless of your motivation I’ll see the truck the same way. It’s like owning a 911 or Aston Martin, you don’t get to pick the social baggage it comes with