by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 04/05/2017 at 22:49
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STARS: 5
Parked near me like nothing was up. Riiight.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/05/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0
It’s even the same colour as mine, Cayenne Red.
"PS9" (PS9)
04/05/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 2
Bad sign. If they can just park next to you like that, it means they got your daily routine down.
You might want to buy a gun now. It won’t help much, though.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/05/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0
He can get a propane torch. Start burning up its tires.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/05/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 3
and the lights are on but there’s no one inside....
They’ve developed autonomous jukes and they will soon be self aware. RUN FOR IT
"Wacko" (wacko--)
04/05/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 2
If that car is Canadian, you should make sure it gets its daily salt dose.
Don’t let that car go homesick.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/05/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0
Sooo, you’re pretty much admitting that you’re in on it.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/05/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0
The Juke is spreading like AIDs in Africa in the 80's.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/05/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 2
A Canadian STD. Nice. Should have known they’d get us eventually.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/05/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0
“God-damn Canadians! I’m going to make you pronounce your O’s, if it’s the last thing I ever do!”