I know there is some Canadian cult conspiracy at work

Kinja'd!!! by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 04/05/2017 at 22:49

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Parked near me like nothing was up. Riiight.

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/05/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

It’s even the same colour as mine, Cayenne Red.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
04/05/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 2

Bad sign. If they can just park next to you like that, it means they got your daily routine down.

You might want to buy a gun now. It won’t help much, though.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/05/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0

He can get a propane torch. Start burning up its tires.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/05/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 3

and the lights are on but there’s no one inside....

They’ve developed autonomous jukes and they will soon be self aware. RUN FOR IT

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
04/05/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 2

If that car is Canadian, you should make sure it gets its daily salt dose.

Don’t let that car go homesick.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/05/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0

Sooo, you’re pretty much admitting that you’re in on it.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/05/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0

The Juke is spreading like AIDs in Africa in the 80's.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/05/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 2

A Canadian STD. Nice. Should have known they’d get us eventually.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/05/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

“God-damn Canadians! I’m going to make you pronounce your O’s, if it’s the last thing I ever do!”