Here's why you don't do meth

Kinja'd!!! by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 04/05/2017 at 16:44

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That right there is video of someone stealing my mail yesterday. He made off with a single 20" windshield wiper, some asbestos exhaust packing, and some zip ties.

I got the delivery notification yesterday. Didn’t see any packages when I got home which is pretty typical as my landlords frequently take them in or UPS picks an odd spot to hide them or whatever.

Here I am having lunch and figured I’d see where UPS hid them.

That’s my mailbox he’s taking things out of. That neatly explains the lack of packages.

Now it’s time to give that video to the police and the USPS postal inspectors. It’s simply a matter of when this guy goes to prison, not if.


Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/05/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 3

In the thumbnail I thought he was a Dominos delivery guy. And I thought “pretty stupid to be stealing stuff in your work uniform”

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
04/05/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 5

Kinja'd!!!

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will save you from their rounds.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
04/05/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 2

We would hope.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/05/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 6

(Speaking of asbestos... nice floor tiles.)

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
04/05/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

I mean, that’s why I gave up meth. That and the dentist’s bills.

Kinja'd!!! "RyanFrew" (ryanfrew)
04/05/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 2

I need new wipers. Maybe I should start doing meth....

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
04/05/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 2

Dat trigger discipline doh...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/05/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0

You think they’ll be able to nab him? And do you think they’ll put any effort into it? I’m hoping.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
04/05/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1

As this happened two blocks from the station they might be a little extra motivated but who knows.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/06/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 1

Someone keeps getting into our office building on the weekends. So far they’ve stolen the mail slots (because “brass”), door stops, handicap grab bars from the bathrooms, a few handrail support brackets from the stairwell, “brass” push plates, and a few bolts from the metal bathroom stall contraptions. I guess at least they suck at stealing or we wouldn’t have any electronics left.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
04/06/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 0

*Cue Law and Order music*