Biz Card Help - Catchy Car-Related Title???

Kinja'd!!! by "wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series" (wpudvah)
Published 04/05/2017 at 15:58

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Oppo -

A couple weeks back at the Minneapolis Auto Show I networked my way into a really cool gig with a local car storage startup. I will primarily be responsible for managing their social media accounts and will also be responsible for local business development/drumming up interest in the local car enthusiast community. I will certainly be posting more about it in the coming months, really exciting stuff.

I am in the process of getting business cards made and want a catchy/interesting title, something better than “Social Media Manager & Business Development” or something similarly typical. Thoughts???


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
04/05/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

sleeping car sweet talker.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/05/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 1

Vice President

Just make sure it has:

Subtle off-white coloring. Tasteful thickness. Even a watermark.

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/05/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1

Engagement Editor

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/05/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0

Engagement MANAGER.

Because the manager is always more important.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/05/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 3

Excuse me, that’s my line.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
04/05/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0

Web Content Strategist

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/05/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 0

NOT ALLITERATION

but what about chief engagement officer, or CEO

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/05/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 2

I thought your name was Marcus Halberstram?

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
04/05/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

From an underrated movie.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/05/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 1

Engagement Emperor.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/05/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 1

Let’s do dinner. Texarkana?

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/05/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

Jalop Dragon

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/05/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

Needs more techbro title buzzwords.

Social Media Ninja & Sales Growth Rockstar

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Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/05/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

Great! Afterwards we can have a drink at my place in Hell’s Kitchen. Gotta show you the bathtub I just put in.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/05/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

No no, my place. I’ve got a great raincoat that I want to show you. Don’t mind the newspaper on the floor.

Fan of Huey Lewis and The News?

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/05/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

Sounds great, you got a puppy? A little Chow or something?

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/05/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

HEY, JCARR!!!

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Aaaaaand scene.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/05/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 1

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I was about to have to go fire it up to get more quotes.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/05/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0

The rest of the dialogue after Paul’s dog question is “No, Paul.” Then a few lines about Huey Lewis, then “HEY, PAUL!” then murder. I figured we would have to start going into other scenes. I’d have to go to the script to get it right as well.