You Had One Job!

by "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
Published 04/05/2017 at 08:54

Tags: Depreciation anxiety
STARS: 0

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(Cars link for $52,000 spyder private sale)

Thanks a lot depreciation. Spyders are still going around $50,000 minimum. Don’t you guys know there’s a new one!? You guys have to sell all these and buy new spyders! (Flooding the market and dropping the prices)

Replies (3)

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/05/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

Try reverse psychology.

“I don’t want a used spyder anyway. Nope not me.”

[Depreciation occurs due to lack of demand used]

“Huzzah! I can afford them now”

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/05/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 1

They don’t even have a real roof! It’s like half a car! Honestly they’d be lucky if some moron (not me) offered them $26,000.

*slides briefcase over with $26,000 in small bills*

"WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
04/05/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0

Small bills? Shit, monopoly money and IOUs.