by "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
Published 04/04/2017 at 21:08
by "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
Published 04/04/2017 at 21:08
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STARS: 5
I’m pulling the head on the jag.
If I don’t respond by thursday I’ve probably killed myself.
and if that happens for the love of god DO NOT get hondabro to do my eulogy.
"4kc" (4kc)
04/04/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 2
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/04/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 1
Rest in piece aperson. He was a person. But most of all, he was “a” person.
"garagemonkee" (monke)
04/04/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 10
It’s never easy to say goodbye to someone who has been a part of our lives. When that person is gone, there’s a hole where (he or she) used to be in your life. That’s what many of us are feeling today.
Some of you knew _apers0n_ (name) better than others, but you’re here because (he or she) had an impact on your life, and you want to honor that. And because (he or she) did affect you in some way, it’s not going to be easy to say goodbye.
At such a difficult time, it’s important to remember the good memories we all have of _apers0n_(name). By holding on to those memories, we can focus on the good times we had together, and help each other find comfort in this difficult time.
Some of you may remember when __apers0n_(name) was _shitposting__ (share a short story about the person such as a childhood memory; be sure to keep it positive). Or perhaps others of you recall _not dying from chronic Jag disorder_ (share another positive story from the person\’s life).
Even as a child, ___apers0n__ (name) made a difference in people’s lives. (Share a brief story about the person’s childhood that shows that he or she had an impact on someone, even in a small way. Be sure to keep it positive.)
___apers0n__ (name) was always _a list of positive qualities_ (list a positive quality about the person such as an honest person, a good listener, a great cook, et cetera). (He or She) always _had great bean casserole__ (explain how that positive characteristic affected the person’s life, such as he or she had the best green bean casserole at Thanksgiving). (He or she) was also _trying to keep his cars running__ (list another positive quality about the person), which always came through when __posting pictures on the internet__ (share how others could see this quality in the person).
And more than anything else, ___apers0n__ (name) was __faithful to crap cars_ (name another positive quality that really defined who the person was, such as faithful, generous, a community volunteer, et cetera). I remember _he died doing what he loved, et cetera__ (share a story about the person that expresses that quality, such as church involvement, donating time and money to charities, et cetera).
It’s hard to say goodbye to someone who had a big impact on our lives. It’s always hard to lose someone you know, to let go of (him or her), and move on. But if we keep those good memories in our hearts and minds, we can find comfort, and ___apers0n__ (name) will always be with us.
Just by being here, you’re showing that ___apers0n___ (name) had an impact on you. And that’s a great comfort to me to know that (he or she) touched other people’s lives in the same way (he or she) touched mine. And that’s how I’ll always remember ____apers0n__ (name).
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/04/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 3
If you die how about a jaguar hearse?
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/04/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 0
amazing
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/04/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0
boi
"S65" (granthp)
04/04/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0
But why?
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
04/04/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 1
Do you have a will?
If not, all of Oppo will fight over what’s left of the Jag!
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
04/04/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0
RIP
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/04/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1
“aperson, or “stinky” as he preferred to be called, was taken from us much to young”........... can hear it now.......
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/04/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 2
i see you’ve been planning this for SOME TIME now........
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/04/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 3
dibbs on the alfa......
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/04/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 1
antifreeze in places it doesn’t belong
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/04/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 1
10/10 would not haunt you
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/04/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 1
Man, that sucks. *crosses fingers that it’s just a gasket*
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/04/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0
Breaks down on the way to the funeral.
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
04/05/2017 at 07:46, STARS: 1
You and me both. Mine’s been losing coolant for a little while now, and is now doing it at an alarming rate.
However, it’s also got a rather worrying knocking sound from inside the engine and I’ve actually got a spare 4.0l with much lower miles so I’m pretty certain I’ll swap that in instead...