We're All Doomed

by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 04/03/2017 at 23:45

Tags: Fluffy Bunny ; Eater of Souls ; Puffalump ; Puffalopnik ; Chicken ; Pike Place Market ; Seattle
STARS: 14

No one can hide from Fluffy Bunny on a chicken. No one is safe from her puffy vengeance. Run while you can, but you’re only going to make yourself tired. 

Replies (47)

"CB" (jrcb)
04/03/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

Does it go “cluck” or does it quack?

"BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
04/03/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 5

Oh no! The dreaded Cock-Hare!

Legend says, if you find it in your meal, the meal is free!

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/03/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 0

I have a Juke, no fluffy bunny would want to be seen near a Juke.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/03/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 5

“That’s a duck”

-Dusty

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/03/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 4

O RLY

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/03/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

Actually, those eyes look pretty unsettling in this picture O_O

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/03/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 0

Cluck!

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/03/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 1

I think finding your meal is the hard part. Fluffy would just eat it.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/03/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 0

cluck if you buck

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/03/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

Cluck cluck, not a duck!

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/03/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 2

Just about to sleep, let’s refresh Oppo for fun.

Mistake. Incoming nightmare fuel.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/03/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 2

C:\Users\stef\My Pictures\Fluffy Cars\Nissan\Juke\Gen01\001.png

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

I really wish I had time to organize these into a gallery by car, just waiting for the right moment...

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

Mwahahahaha!

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 0

Puff is watching.

Always watching.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/04/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

C::\Users\For_sweden\Documents\Oppo\baneveryonefornotlikingvolvo240s.exe

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
04/04/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 7

And that’s how a chicken becomes a duck, kids!

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/04/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

wrong volvo family

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

I’m pretty sure Puff’s butt has been on a Volvo 240 as well.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

Noooooooooo!

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/04/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

*gasp*

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/04/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 2

I investigated further, seems legit.

"tromoly" (tromoly)
04/04/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 3

Careful, chickens can be deceiving.

"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/04/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 1

That duck sure has a fancy hat!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/04/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 1

“Fluffy Rides Cock!”

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
04/04/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 0

Why isn’t this marked as NSFW? I was just written up for looking at “animal porn” at work.

Bunnies sexing up chickens is foul

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/04/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0

I mean yeah we’re all doomed but not because of Puff.

"random001" (random001)
04/04/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 0

I don’t have to run faster than the bunny on a chicken, I just have to run faster than Jake’s newest junker purchase....

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

Puff’s sat on that generation, too. No one is safe from THE BUTT.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

O_O

(no sexy times)

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

also a source of doom

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0

Puff is no hat. That is no duck.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0

Shhhh, no politics on the Puffalump posts. Puff is escapism and delight...and also probably the ultimate doom humanity deserves right now. RUN AWAY!

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
04/04/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0

I’m actually my own boss and can mostly do as I want. It was just a set up for the pun

"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/04/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

Puff is passenger. But duck still has hat.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/04/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

Nah that wasn’t political.

" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/04/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

Is the lump choking the chicken???

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 1

TBH, I’m always afraid Patrick’s going to bust through my door if I start to look up Puffalumps on the internets during work hours.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

Ah, phew, then. Sometimes I get too concerned with the here and now and forget that eventually the sun will expand and engulf the earth, burning all remaining life on this planet into nothing before eventually dying as a star and relinquishing our charred remains into the great nothing of space.

In the meantime, though, Puffalumps are cool.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

That is no duck! That’s a comb.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1

Nah. She’s merely riding the chicken fantastic off to all of our eventual doom.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/04/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Either way, that’s a pretty big cock she’s riding.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/04/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 0

Yeah that and the inevitable death of the universe was sorta the angle I was going for.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/05/2017 at 03:13, STARS: 0

ALSO, THERE IS DOOM!

OMG

THE DOOM.

(I <3 Invader Zim so much.)

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/05/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

Puff is banging metal chickens? Well, that ends the office pool about his gender at any rate.

You do you, Puff.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
04/05/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0

(Her, actually.)

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/05/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

Hmmm, that leaves me even more confused. ;)