The XTS Assumes its Ultimate Form

by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 04/03/2017 at 12:55

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STARS: 7

A beige hearse.

Replies (10)

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/03/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 8

That’s just a normal XTS sale, but to a buyer with a little more forethought.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/03/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 1

It my hearse is anything other than a 70s Caddi/Lincoln/Chrysler I’m going to be pissed.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/03/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 0

Did you know hearses came in blue? I did not know hearses came in blue.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/03/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

Dark blue, yes. But 99% I see are black or white. Very occasionally silver or dark blue.

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/03/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 1

Forethought and money. Lots and lots of money.

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/03/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1

Then you’re gonna be in trouble. Rounded to the nearest whole hearses of that age make up 0% of the active U.S. funeral fleet.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/03/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

That’s okay I’ll get cremated and carried in the milk crate on the back of my moped

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/03/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 1

My plan is cremated and put in a sifter can attached to a car at the start of a rally/desert race (or maybe a few cars at a few races). That way I’ll gradually be scattered along the course.

"kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
04/03/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 1

In Finland hearses get an exception from the import tax. But only if the color is black, white or grey. So a hearse can be in any other color too, but the full tax (which is pretty high amount) has to paid.

I do know that one funeral company was operating the cheapest possible hearses available which was minivans in various colors. They didn’t need to bother with the colors as the tax exemption didn’t matter for used cars.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/03/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0

Nice.