by "LJ909" (lj909)
Published 04/03/2017 at 12:26
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My sisters punk ass boyfriend just got an SS. To burst his bubble I had to show him this and this:
Just so he can stop thinking the SS isnt as invisible as it really is.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/03/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 2
I see two Malibus here. Where’s the SS?
I’ll show myself out.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/03/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 5
You mean the total lack of similarity to a Malibu? Yeah, that’ll show him.
*reads last sentence*
...
OK, you showed him. I can never tell is someone’s being serious when they compare these.
I mean, there is a generic car that resembles the SS, but it ain’t a Chevy.
"boxrocket" (boxrocket)
04/03/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 2
I contend that the fronts are even more similar
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/03/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 1
The Malibu has scalloped squircles while the SS does not, duh.
"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/03/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 2
I’ve seen more SS’s than Forte Koups
"LJ909" (lj909)
04/03/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0
NO it looks like it. He didn’t believe me that from afar or a quick glance they are similar.
"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
04/03/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 2
Hey don’t hate on the Impalabu!
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/03/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 0
All I see is two Kias.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/03/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 1
Sorry, no. He’s right on this one.
I’ve mistaken a Forte for an SS, but the Malibu doesn’t resemble it in any way other than having 4 doors and a bowtie.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/03/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0
*less
FTFY
"LJ909" (lj909)
04/03/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0
Well then you are in the minority sir. I see more of a resemblance here than people used to see with the GTO and its comparisons to a Caviler.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/03/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1
S T O P
The second one is my kind of Kia
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/03/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 1
Thanks to you, I shall now call it the Impalabu
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/03/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 0
GTO-Cavalier... that I can see. Though more Sunfire because split grill.
"Dru" (therealkennyd)
04/03/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 1
What makes him a punk ass? Did he get it with an auto?
"LJ909" (lj909)
04/03/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1
Nah not even the car its just how he is as a person that I dont like.
"Atomic Buffalo" (atomicbuffalo)
04/03/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 1
I’ve been caught by the resemblance myself. And where the SS doesn’t look like a Malibu, it just looks like a generic Car. It begs to be stripped of its bowties and used in bank promotions for auto loans.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/04/2017 at 07:38, STARS: 0
Holden badges on it?
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
04/04/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 1
I’m with you on this one. The Malibu and SS look similar to people who don’t know cars.