by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 04/02/2017 at 08:48
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 04/02/2017 at 08:48
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STARS: 4
I was driving down the road and I saw this dude in the oncoming lane. It’s only 8 AM, but I could tell he’d been drinking, so I slow down.
Sure enough, he just takes a left right in front of me to pull into his driveway.
Of course, there was nothing behind me, but could broseph wait ten seconds? Of course not.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
04/02/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 10
fuckin’ BMWs
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
04/02/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 1
What a turkey.
Should have hit him. Thanksgiving in April!
"jimz" (jimz)
04/02/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 8
I’ll put up with the occasional turkey rather than having to continually deal with these fuckers:
They take their sweet-ass time, some of them stare at you while they cross, and other make a bunch of irritating noise.
They’re worse than teenagers.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
04/02/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 1
I went to school in Waterloo, ON, and these fuckers were all over campus at spring time. The little babies are adorable but get anywhere near them and those adult geese like to hiss at you. It’s not my fault they decided to nest right beside the gym and by every single goddamn footpath on campus.
"Stephenson Valve Gear" (stephensonvalvegear)
04/02/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 1
Nah, if there would have been an accident, it would have really ruffled his feathers....
"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
04/02/2017 at 09:52, STARS: 0
Fucking flying rats. And they shit EVERYWHERE!
One of them would nest right outside the front door to dealership I work for. Held up our renovation for a solid month waiting on them to leave last year.
Thankfully the remodel changed the landscaping enough they haven’t come back to nest.
"Roundbadge" (Roundbadge)
04/02/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0
My work is by the interchange of a 4-lane interstate highway and a 5-lane city street. There’s a large manufacturing facility with a big pond on one side of the street and a field on the other side. These jerks regularly tie the entire mess up right when people are trying to get to work. I’ve well had my fill of them.
"jimz" (jimz)
04/02/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 0
I’m in the Detroit area, and they’ve taken over. And they never leave. Their propensity to crap everywhere has made most of our beaches unusable due to E. coli. And somehow, they’re still federally protected species.
On the other hand, it explains why you Canadians are so polite. The geese took all of your rudeness with them when they came down here.
"The Snowman" (the-snowman)
04/02/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1
Toms are the worst drivers.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
04/02/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0
Tenderized.
"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
04/03/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 0
Fuck these fuckers. The city I work in has an unofficial nickname for a big city park. Silver Lake Park aka “Goose Shit Park.”