DOTS: Stance nation. Y, tho?

Kinja'd!!! by "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
Published 04/01/2017 at 18:06

Tags: Stance no
STARS: 1


Oppo, why would somebody do this to a perfectly good Miata?

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Saw this little number while heading into town just now. I think these bros were part of an Oppo-esque meet because in front of the Miata was a gunmetal grey FoST, and a black Mustang with red accents, including a headlight kit like this:

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I think it actually looked kinda cool. Definitely not a look for everyone, but it works on the shark gill styling of the 2015+ model Mustangs.

The group pulled off the road into a Walmart parking lot and I halfway wanted to stop and see what they were all about, but I was heading to an appointment. Maybe next time.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/01/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 3

That’s about 50% of the miatas I see around here. Not a huge fan of the headlight mod either, but it’s not the worst thing I’ve seen.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/01/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 0

Man, that FoST in front of them looks like a whale.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/01/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 6

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This was at the last cars & coffee... ;_;

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
04/01/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 2

because they are getting cheap so kids ruin them instead of civics...

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/01/2017 at 18:19, STARS: 4

The mustang headlights (running lights, whatever) just look like heating elements lol.

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Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
04/01/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 3

it’s their car and all but still

up there with extended swingarms on streetbikes -__-

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
04/01/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 1

ehh that miata aint that bad. At least most of the rubber touches the ground.

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Nothing beats this masterpiece

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
04/01/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 1

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I saw one of his friends a while back.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/01/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 1

Judging by the back bumper and lack of right rear exhaust exit, that is a Magnetic Gray Focus ST.

The stanced Miata is so that the vape clouds look like they go higher.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/01/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 1

Typo on the FoST. And I didn’t know the name of that grey. It took me two hours just to post this post because the signal sucked where I was so I wasn’t going to try to look it up. Had to try uploading the photos like five times. This is why I rarely go into town on weekends. Everything sucks. Traffic, cell service, everything.

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
04/01/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 3

Dudebro is gonna have a great time when he bangs his head off that unpadded roll bar. What a waste

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/01/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 2

Ouch. That is almost physically painful to look at.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/01/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 1

The Rising Sun flag is the coup de grâce.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/01/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 7

It’s not a coup, it’s a roadster

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
04/01/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 1

I saw a group of stance bros at the do it yourself car wash today. It was awful.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/01/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 4

*golf clap*

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/01/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 1

So you can win car limbo

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/01/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 0

The camber I can at least tell myself could be for autox, track days, etc. Some alignment specs are pretty aggressive for NA Miatas. And the rollbar kinda back that up...

Until I see the stretched tires. Maybe you could “rescue” it..? I feel dirty for looking at this post inside my Miata.

Kinja'd!!! "Shift24" (the-nope)
04/01/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 0

Dat fender roll though

Or is that ducktape it’s so bad it’s hard to tell

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/02/2017 at 05:16, STARS: 0

why not?

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
04/02/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 0

Even better was the guy driving it. He was an interesting character to say the least. Only dude with an open carry, holstered pistol that I saw. Plus his friend was an interesting character as well. They were hilarious on the dragon just being total trolls.