Death is a beautiful car...

Kinja'd!!! by "AMC/Renauledge" (n2skylark)
Published 04/01/2017 at 16:36

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Someone on my street has a ‘72 Ford Galaxie 500 hardtop with this poem taped inside the passenger side window. Only in Portland.

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Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "4kc" (4kc)
04/01/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 1

i think this guy had a suicide door continental in black too? maybe i’m mixing up my portland spottings lol

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/01/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 1

Think this would stop someone?

We need better methods of protecting cars like these.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
04/01/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 2

Hidden electrical system or fuel pump killswitches.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/01/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 0

ehh, still not good enough from what I understand.

Kinja'd!!! "AMC/Renauledge" (n2skylark)
04/01/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 1

If so, it’s in a garage. The car right behind is an early ‘80s Coupe deVille.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
04/01/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0

Murilee reports having thwarted several on his Civic, but it’s probably best if parts for your car aren’t too hard to find for when the would-be thief takes their anger out on your interior.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/01/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0

Well it certainly is the best option available, just unsatisfied with the whole “having my car ripped apart” thing. I am going to try an ignition killswitch on my car, but I think these old engines you can just jump it.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
04/01/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

Well, even if you had LoJack, or a similar vehicle tracking system, and you had a large sign warning about it, unfortunately nothing stops them from smashing your car out of rage or something.