by "Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon" (apancake)
Published 04/01/2017 at 18:40
by "Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon" (apancake)
Published 04/01/2017 at 18:40
Tags: COTD
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STARS: 0
A while earlier, I asked the you guys what you would’ve bought if money wasn’t an object. But then a fellow use called “ Nibby ” pretty much spent all his sweet ass time (or copied an excerpt from somewhere) to come up what I think is the best answer I’ve seen on Oppo. Make sure you have a good attention span.
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Worth a read in full.
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
04/01/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 0
I read it right after he posted and immediately thought “why isn’t this man president?” Then I remembered “oh he’s Canadian..... I think”.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
04/01/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 1
I got through the first paragraph and my attention span disappeared. Dang. That’s intense reading.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
04/01/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0
I think nibby is made in America.
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
04/01/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 1
Nibby is quoting Karl Marx, kudos on the excellent tie-in Nibby! :)
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1844/manuscripts/power.htm
Very bright man that Marx fellow. I have an Advanced Major in History for my B.A - we studied Marx, including the Communist Manifesto and the piece that text came from (The Power of Money from 1844) - really interesting stuff!
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
04/01/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 1
Nibby is a commie? Well that explains the weird messages I’ve been getting from him about world domination :P
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/01/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0
the guy who originally wrote it had some OTHER interesting ideas.......
"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/01/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 1
I ain’t reading no commie bullshit unless it teaches me how to kill ‘em better.
"Birddog" (maintmgt)
04/01/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0
It’s nice to see Nibby still doing Nibby things.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/01/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 1
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened :)
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"jimz" (jimz)
04/01/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 0
Oh yeah? Well listen here, Sonny Jim!
I belong to a secret organization, or cult, if you will, of superheroes. Only I don’t have any superpowers per se other than the device I built in my garage which allows me to travel back through time every night in order to fight mutant monsters in an alternate, parallel dimension which is different yet eerily similar to our own. These jaunts, for which I am paid quite handsomely ($32.50 per hour, if you must know) keep me up till well over 1 AM on most weeknights. 11PM bedtime you say? Superheroes don’t even know what bedtime is.
I also volunteer to bake cookies for the PTA, which generally keeps me occupied for two hours and thirty minutes most Friday nights, while I gather and bake the ingredients. I’ve got some adorable scones that I baked myself this morning. You can eat one, but only if you can prove to me that you’re hardcore.
In what little spare time I have, I coach youth Little League Rollerball. You want to talk about athletics? When I was in school, Rollerball practice took two hours each night with one hour just to put our armor on. After the season was over, the surviving competitors would engage in ruthless binge drinking exercises that enabled us to cull many of our weak and injured from the herd in order to prepare for the following season.
Also, I’m Batman.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/01/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 1
I came here to post dogs, not learn!
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/01/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 1
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"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/01/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0
Victory is ours, Comrades.