Guess the Price: THOR's Hammer Edition!

Kinja'd!!! by "EL_ULY" (uly)
Published 04/01/2017 at 12:19

Tags: oppo games
STARS: 3


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Some pendejo in a spanking new 2017 Volvo S90 R3KT the front right corner of it the other day.

Among the many parts it needed, the second most pricey thing they needed was a right side headlight assembly THOR’s hammer full LED.

Standard Price is Right rules apply (closest without going over) gets a some yummy GIS Cookies.

Good luck!

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Replies (95)

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
04/01/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 1

One billion dollars.

Kinja'd!!! "dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
04/01/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 1

tree fiddy

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
04/01/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

$1200.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
04/01/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 0

$1173

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
04/01/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 3

$2000.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/01/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

$2360

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
04/01/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0

Fairly close.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/01/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 0

$856.75

Kinja'd!!! "cbell04" (cbell04)
04/01/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0

Ahh didn’t want a hint but saw 2000 was close.. I’m going $2500

Kinja'd!!! "LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly)
04/01/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

$1120.

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
04/01/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 0

$1900

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/01/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 1

Hmmm. $2283

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/01/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

Vikings generally wore their currency, I say a silver cuff for your wizard fire light!

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Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
04/01/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 1

$2121

Kinja'd!!! "DanZman" (DanielHarpel)
04/01/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

$1

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
04/01/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0

$1850

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
04/01/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

Once again I have to school you people - that is clearly the submarine car for the next Bond movie if Daniel Craig gets off his overpaid ass to make it. And this time, they should not cast Barbara Bach, because she ruined that other movie, which I won’t even dignify with a mention ....

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/01/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0

I’m glad such a competent individual is driving around in a 2 ton SUV!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1

This was an S90, but just here alone we’ve had over a dozen new XC90's also involved in incidents. Again, most all by themselves

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 0

boom, roasted!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 0

very good guess, the answer was $2223.74

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

it’s actually 2 silver cuffs, valued at $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

slightly over bid, the answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1

pretty much for some plastic and LEDs, the answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

soooooooo close but just a hair over, the answer was $2223.74

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1

damn Loch Ness monster

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

good guess. It should at least be something like that. The answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

seems reasonable, but the answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

You were the closest without going over, the answer was $2223.74

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Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 0

close but a tad over, the answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

expensive, but even more expensive at $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 1

that is high, but not high enough. The answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

Something like that I could maybe understand, but the answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/01/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

That is astonishing but actually seems about right.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

close, the answer was $2223.74 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

I can that fair, but the answer was $2223.74. Insane!!!! 

Kinja'd!!! "Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
04/01/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

$2223.74.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/01/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 3

I propose a national driving test. The better you do, the safer vehicle you get. If you do poorly you can only drive a Geo Metro.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
04/01/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 5

Wow, that’s high end escort money!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

At $2492.83 including labor and tax...... ouch. I someone goes with a bat smashes both of them it would be.... just under $5,000

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 0

lol dork :]

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
04/01/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0

I almost said $2400, but then I thought, “Nah, that’s ridiculous.”

Just wow.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 7

or 2 pretty good ones. Worth it :]

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0

imagine if both got smashed *shivers*

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0

+1 !!!!!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
04/01/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 0

Yo bro what happened to the dude who blew his engine for not changing the oil? What was the price for all of that

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 2

Parts alone were like $11,000+ not counting some random gaskets/o-rings that they may find need replacing. No approval yet via their insurance. Car sits dusty and dead

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
04/01/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0

For $4450, I could buy a good second car...

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 0

lol right? Crazy pricing nowadays

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
04/01/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0

Gross

Kinja'd!!! "LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly)
04/01/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 0

Dang. I think replacement for the GTI active lights module is just under $1,000, should have figured double, because luxury.

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
04/01/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 1

OH DANG! That’s a crazy price also

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
04/01/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 3

...My whole car isn’t worth even half a headlight today.

...

BRB, gonna go crawl into a hole and die.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

Poor Jalop that buys one of these cheap in 10 years and for whatever reason needs to buy both new headlights. RIP

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/01/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1

Lights in general are expensive.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/01/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 3

Or 20 bad ones!

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/01/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 1

How much for the car?

Asking for a friend.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
04/01/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 1

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

$2k Headlight? $4k door handle? $10k dash screen? This thing’s a bloody money sink! Or is it...buy one used and strip it for parts, flip it for 10x what you paid and use the money to not buy a new camry because you could instead buy a used C63 AMG!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 0

lol i’m not sure what the hit is after it rolled off the lot :]

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 3

hmmm....... *thinking....thinking*

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

$1189

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

It won’t cover the ghonnaheroasyphelitis mess though.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/01/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 0

Ha! Well there goes all the ambition I ever had to own a modern luxury car one day. Hell, I bought my Integra for just over $3k SMDH.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0

Try $2223.74.

Unholy macaroni !

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/01/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 2

Imagine the poor Jalop that gets on in 10 year a la Tavarish style. Both headlights all faded or broken... Oh man

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
04/01/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 0

Or 2000 $1 blowjobs! Bonus fact, they’re toothless!

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/01/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 2

I hope you’re happy, now I’m chewing on my screen

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/01/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 1

I’m still crossing my fingers for Idris Bond

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/01/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 0

jebus... just for the part? (That Thor’s hammer styling is cool...)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/01/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 1

I knew it was $22something3. Thanks for playing CAH :)

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/02/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1

No problemo :]

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/02/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0

Indeeeeeed!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/02/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0

Lol me and you both

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
04/03/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 1

Damn I knew it was gonna be more than 10 gs

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
04/03/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 1

I had hopes, but remember, Elba is in his late-ish 40s. Craig did 4 movies between 2006 and 2015 - he had a fifth in his contract, but sadly did not want to do it. They will want an actor in his mid thirties who can carry the role for 9 or 10 years. A Hemsworth? That guy that played Bain?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/03/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 1

Elba is 44. On the one hand you’re right that it could be a problem in terms of making him a long-term Bond, but on the other hand he’s five years younger than Craig, Connery played bond into his 50's, Moore started playing bond at age 46 and continued into his 60's, and Brosnan started at 42.

Kinja'd!!! "IAN_Z" (theonline)
04/07/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

$200 Wow turns out I was very wrong

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
04/12/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

Further evidence that when Jalop needs clicks, Oppo is the source:

http://jalopnik.com/headlights-are-too-damn-expensive-but-i-have-a-solution-1794231519

Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
04/12/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

Some pendejo in a spanking new 2017 Volvo S90 R3KT the front right corner of it the other day.

Dude, somebody stole your verb!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/12/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
04/12/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0

$1999.99

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/12/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 1

This is why we have garages and comprehensive insurance.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/12/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 2

$2223.73

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/12/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 1

Lol dork :]

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
04/12/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 0

Does insurance cover it?

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/12/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 1

Insurance companies act pretty funny when it comes time to pay a claim. In this case, unless it was a drunken you while being recorded smashing your lights, then they should be covered. But like I said, they would rather give you used ones from a junkyard or cjeap aftermarket than brand new assemblies, even of you have full coverage

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
04/13/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0

$700

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
04/13/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 0

That looks like a solid $2k piece of plastic.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/13/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

....and LED’s, an expensive module, wiring, connectors, circuit boards, aluminum cooling fins, gears, electric motors, rubber seals, adhesives, and lots of time to develop, produce, and ship.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
04/13/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 0

I wasn’t knocking it because it’s plastic. I’m saying it looks like it’s a solid $2k because of how complicated it appears to be. Almost everything you mentioned apart from the motor, heat sink, and wiring is plastic anyway which again is not a bad thing.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/13/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 0

in the end indeed, just a plastic lump. Especially the almost 3 grand for the front bumper cover. Crazyness

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
05/19/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

Can you force them to use OEM?

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
05/19/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 0

No. Insurance companies both on the collision side and mechanical extended warranty companies try to save as much money as possible. I’ve seen some messed up ways they try to fix cars, even when the customer pays so much for full coverage or a premium mechanical repair policy apart from the factory warranty. Most customers don’t follow up if the repairs were made with OEM parts. They just assume they are since the work is done at a dealership and that all the parts are new and OEM. Nope... not ALL the time. All we can do is not offer a labor warranty on used parts/aftermarket. Insurance companies will go to an independent for everything else