by "Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
Published 04/01/2017 at 10:09
by "Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
Published 04/01/2017 at 10:09
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Last night I learned what nursemaid’s elbow is because my toddler is a spaz. Thankfully the PA took one look at him and was like I got this no X-ray needed. In and out in under a half hour and today he isback to his normal crazy self.
Spoiler: Its a “dislocated elbow” in the sense that a tendon slips out of place, not that the whole joint is dislocated.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/01/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0
We had that with our middle daughter. It happened about three times, I learned how to relocate the elbow after the first incident.
She is now a nine year old competitive cheerleader, and I’ve been at her cheer competition since 7:30 this morning.
WHATCHOO KNOW ABOUT DADLOPNIKING?!
"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
04/01/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 2
The Mrs. is out of town on business so I’m running a zone defense against a toddler and a 6 month old, and the two cats they want to mess with.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/01/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 1
My advice: Benadryl.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/01/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0
My wife has a bachelorette party to go to so I’m commanding home base for the weekend
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
04/01/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 2
Fun fact about Benadryl; it has the opposite effect on some kids and they’ll turn even more hyper and monstrous.
"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
04/01/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 0
I think I’ll pass on seeing how that impacts the toddler for now, I don’t think the cats would survive him in full on manic mode.
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/01/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0
I’m making toast. Again.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/01/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 0
I know. It shuts my youngest two down, makes my oldest bounce off the wall. Sucks.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/01/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0
W/ butter?
"vicali" (vicali)
04/01/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
Super common, girls more than boys for some reason. That move when they give you a hug from behind and you stand up holding their arms does it, also swinging between two parents while you walk.
My niece has done it three times, our girl is just three so not yet- but I still wince when she’s swinging around..
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
04/01/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0
Hey I just got back from the urgent care with my daughter! (That’s why we stopped at Starbucks as a reward where I saw the Ferrari in my other post this AM.). Unfortunately with kids you get used to the urgent care. They always seem to get sick/injured on weekends when your GP is closed. In and out in under an hour is pretty good!
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/01/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0
Then you aren’t using enough! Double the dosage and they will crash like a UCONN basketball team.