by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 04/01/2017 at 10:07
by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 04/01/2017 at 10:07
Tags: Kinja!!!
STARS: 3
Some of you have some really funny Kinja names. I enjoy that a lot. This one is my new favorite.
I’m also quite fond of the one that goes something like, “Calling on all my years of experience, I froze at the controls”
What’s your favorite Kinja name? Don’t vote for yourself, because that’s lame.
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/01/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 4
We used to have a commenter about who’s name was something along the lines of “HahahayoustupidludditegocrankyourModelTalready”. No idea what happened to them, but seeing that name in my notifications always made me giggle.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/01/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 7
What did I ever do to you?
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/01/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 5
...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Blown Head Gaskets
I laughed at this name. Always talking about Subarus, too.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
04/01/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 1
I miss that guy too
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/01/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1
“calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the wheel”
Perfect bench racer/Internet hotshot commentary. Not referring to the actual person using it, just the name as a statement on society.
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/01/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 3
Give him a break, he’s a shop teacher. He’s only got three fingers left to type with.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/01/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 6
Multipla Orgasms
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/01/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1
And I’m sure the eyepatch makes things difficult too.
"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
04/01/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1
Makes me laugh every time
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/01/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 1
I vote
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"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
04/01/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 2
I’ve always liked Potbelly Joe and 42 others. The Charlie Brown picture just adds to it.
"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
04/01/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 1
Wiffleball Tony makes me giggle every time.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0
Yeah, that’s a good one.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 0
I remember that one too.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 0
Haha, yeah that’s a good one.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 1
Yes, that’s a great one.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 0
Totally.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 1
Yep, it does.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1
Yeah, I laughed a lot when I saw the new tag to his.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 1
I swear I still have all 10. My old high school shop teacher is missing 2/3 of his left pinky though.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0
Yaarrrrr!!!
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/01/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0
Right? It is fairly spot on
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0
Totally hits the nail on the head.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/01/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0
I think you missed it. I had my screenname set as “yourself” for a while.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0
Ohhhhhhhh ... ok, I was confused. I did miss that.
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/01/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 1
Mine had all of theirs too. I almost took my left index off with a bandsaw in grade 8, but that was the worst of it.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 0
Yours! Glad it was an almost!
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/01/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 1
Piece of wood stuck in the table hole bouncing against the blade. I tried to flick it out. Took the whole side of the finger to the first knuckle and part of the nail.
Shop teacher sent me for a band aid. Next class (French) someone freaked out because of the blood pool under my dripping finger. I had passed out by then....
Good times.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0
Gadamn! That teacher should’ve had his ass chewed out!
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/01/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 0
That was nothing. The Home Ec teacher left her husband because she was preggers with the Gym teachers kid. My Homeroom teacher used to get into fights with the History teacher next door. Loud disagreements. They used to make cracks about each other to the class too. Turns out they were knocking boots and trying to cover it up so his wife didn’t find out. Our VP got jailed for taking young boys to Hockey games and then watching gay porn with them and having relations. The class I passed out in was french. The teacher’s husband was a baker. They had a liberal open marriage. One day he came home early and shot her in the head with a shotgun, but let the guy in bed with her go home. The day before it would have been a guy who I became friends with years later.... (This happened after I was in HS and I was at a friends house down the street that day. We thought it was a car backfiring.) Then I went to a Catholic high school and things got weird.
So in all, the shop teacher was fairly squared away.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0
Fucking hell!!!!
Yeah, ok, the shop teacher is nothing then compared to that bunch of loons!
That leads me to a question. Was this a rural school that paid badly and had a hard time getting teachers? One of my old department heads told tales of the little rural school in Michigan he went to. Teachers were constantly having affairs with other teachers, divorcing and marrying amongst themselves, etc. Because the school had such a hard time getting anyone to teach there at all nothing really became of it.
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/01/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0
Nope. This is Canada. Teachers bump 100k plus yearly. It was one of two middle schools in our city of 31000. After I left the roof in my homeroom collapsed and instead of fixing it, they condemned the room. Then a few years later they flattened The fucker.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/01/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1
Wow ... just wow.