Which car is the most... "WOKE!!?!?!??"

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Published 03/31/2017 at 19:26

Tags: Fuuuuuuuusion
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(This means for you to post cars with popup headlights!)


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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/31/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 0

So OPPO ELI5: what the hell does woke mean?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/31/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 0

Popup headlights

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/31/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0

Obviously the Miata. Because it’s “woke” to the harm of manufacturing pollution. Plus when it breaks down, you can recycle the parts or get used parts for minimal environment impact. Plus the lightweight and small wheels mean less pollution from the manufacture of it’s tires and less pollution from brake dust.

So yes, pretty “woke.”

I also support a penalty of a dropkick to the chest of anyone who uses “woke” seriously.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/31/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0

Aa far as I can tell it doesn’t mean sweet or radical.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/31/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

I woke up and I went to work and hopefully soon I will woke down.

Kinja'd!!! "AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC" (addictedtom3s)
03/31/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0

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BRZ. Although with the headlights on it looks like it has the crazy eyes.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/31/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

I mean the political use of “woke.”

I’m “woke” to the fact that

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
03/31/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/31/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0

Not the German or Japanese cars that’s for sure

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/31/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

But is North Carolina the most WOKE of all the teams?

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/31/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 1

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“Bruh. I know the feels.”

I wish I could find one head-on like this without a plate and with stock headlamps. Apparently every fool that owns one replaces them with garbage aftermarket ones.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
03/31/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/31/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

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This car is so happy that it brings me joy just looking at it.

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
03/31/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 1

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I’m debating doing a kit to get rid of them, but I dunno...

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/31/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 2

Mine

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/31/2017 at 20:10, STARS: 0

Well, all they do is break... But they’re cool when they work!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/31/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 0

He doesn’t look very waked, he looks sleepy.

Kinja'd!!! "vp917" (vp917)
03/31/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 7

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The Cizeta V16T comes with double popup headlights for MAXIMUM OVERWOKE.

Also, a completely unrelated mockup that I found amongst the related images:

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/31/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0

That’s a level of woke beyond all wakes.

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
03/31/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 0

Mine works great so far, so I’m hesitant to mess with it while it’s fine.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
03/31/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 0

It’s been a long day

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/31/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

That’s the only kind of day I have any more.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
03/31/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 0

With your ours and running all over the place, I’m sure.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/31/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

I think GM kills it in this competition.

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Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/31/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0

Dat Cyclops doe

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Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/31/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 0

And another one

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Yeah I found a thread. Deal with it.

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Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/31/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 1

What ever you are in!

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(2nd is from google)

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
03/31/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

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NA gang or die

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
03/31/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0

A black Miata with pop-up headlights.

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04/01/2017 at 03:51, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "TheStraightSixKid" (thestraightsixkid)
04/01/2017 at 03:53, STARS: 0

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I don’t want the Wiata to get jealous.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/01/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/01/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0

NO!