by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 03/31/2017 at 15:02
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 03/31/2017 at 15:02
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STARS: 16
Hi Oppos. I’m selling my 2014 Pagliacci Hey-Ya. It’s been really well cared for and runs good.
Why am I selling? I recently got a LeFarrari and I’m not comfortable street parking it, so I need to clear out room in my garage. It was a hard choice between the Hoyra and my Lamboghini Veyran, but the misses likes the Veyren more.
Pangani founder Christian van Koenigsegg personally inspected the car and gave it a thumbs up.
The car is 100% stock and I just put a new set of Hankook Eagle GTs running on OZ 16s. Same goes for the interior:
Engine is a V8 with manual column shifter and factory bench seats front and rear. This is a track day monster that’s sure to be at home at your local cars and coffee. Pegani enthusiasts commonly refer believe this is the best and most coveted year. The road manners have been compared to a souped up go cart, but unlike Miata’s, this is 100% street legal. 0-60 is in the 4 seconds and it’ll run 16s all day.
Comes with a clean and clear Carfacts report:
This was easily a $200k car when it came out and I could easily get $50,000 for it, but I wanted to offer it up to fellow Oppos first. Oppo discount is in effect and I’m offering this up at $15,000. Cash or money order is preferred. If you have to pay by check, please make it payable to my business (for tax reasons): Certified Accounting Services Honeybunchesofgoats (you can use the acronym CASH).
I’ll even throw in shipping to anywhere in the world for free, so don’t worry about having to pick it up. Just send me the cash first so I can use some of it to pay the shipping costs.
Please no trades, I’m selling this to make more room in my garage. Also, no low ballers, I know what I’ve got, etc., etc.
"Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
03/31/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 1
But does it have a backup camera?
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
03/31/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1
"CB" (jrcb)
03/31/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 4
Something about this seems fishy. Those rims clearly aren’t stock.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/31/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 2
Do you accept kilos of 99%+ pure Columbian cocaine?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0
RTFA please.
The car is 100% stock and I just put
a new set of Hankook Eagle GTs running on OZ 16s.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0
I do, and gladly, but not in exchange for the car.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0
Sorry, no. This was the track edition, so it came with a radio/infortainment delete.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/31/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0
Yeesh, that’s a hard hit. If it’s not in original condition, the best I can offer you is a broken Xbox and half a pack of Juicy Fruit.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/31/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 1
That’s a nice hernia you’ve got there...
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0
I didn’t say that it didn’t come with the original rims. I run winters on the stock rims.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/31/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 3
Hello friend, I am interested in the item you have listed. Please send lowest price and email to my husband jarod123kinshat@aol.net. Much appreciate god speed.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/31/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0
Hm. For that, I could maybe also throw in an ATV with only three wheels on it.
It’s not a three wheeler, I lost the fourth one in a bog.
"BunkyTheMelon" (bunkythemelon)
03/31/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 1
Seriously funny shit, man. Keep ‘em coming
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0
What part of no trades, no low ballers, and I know what I have wasn’t clear?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 2
Finally a serious buyer.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/31/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0
Come on man, why you gotta be like that. I’m doing you a favour here.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 4
Nice try, but “favour” gave you away. This has Nigerian Craigslist scam written all over it.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/31/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 3
You and everybody else. People keep saying it’s not “standard currency”, but it’s all I’ve got left. I’ve got several hundred metric tons of it and I can’t buy the weapons and armored vehicles I need for my revolution. My soldiers have asked if they can start getting paid dollars or euros, instead of kilos of cocaine. Even the CIA won’t talk to me anymore and they used to buy this stuff by the ton back in the day.
#HelpAWarlordOut
"Meatcoma" (mastapoof)
03/31/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 6
Do you need any help selling this product?
I am would like to help you sell your insert product here, I have year of experience selling and all need is your social security number and your bank account info for direct withdrawals deposits.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0
I feel ya, but I’ve got colleges to put through kids, so my hands are sort of tied here.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 2
Hi thanks for messaging. My social security number is 5 and my bank account number is 3. Do you need the routing number too?
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/31/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 1
Hey, what are doing at my uncle Leeroy’s house?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 2
What are you doing with my nephew’s screen name?
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
03/31/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 2
Did you ever get that money my uncle in Nigeria was sending you? If not, send a small sum of $150k for bank processing and various international fees. Thanks
"V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
03/31/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0
That’s the ever elusive Peggy Bundy interior. Add 40 Percent to the estimated value!
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
03/31/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 3
Without your finger in the photo blocking the license plate to keep someone from stealing the non running heap of shit with flat tires from your driveway, how can I take this ad seriously?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/31/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0
I purposely took multiple photos of the same car in different positions, but always from the front, so no one would see the rear plate and so I wouldn’t have to mention that it ran when parked.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
03/31/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 1
I’d probably live in a house about that size and probably that shitty when I bought it, if it meant I could have a LaFerrari lol.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/03/2017 at 07:48, STARS: 0
Uncle, can I borrow the car?