What's The Douchiest Car on Your Local Craigslist?

Kinja'd!!! by "Matthew Keyser" (teisco15)
Published 03/30/2017 at 22:09

Tags: Douchemobiles
STARS: 2


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Some cars just come off as supremely douchey, like this convertible Ford Mustang for example. While Sylvester Stallone likely spent a pretty penny ruining this Mustang, you don’t have to be a film star to own a repulsive car.

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This 350Z on my local Craigslist for example is vinyl wrapped bright blue, has an aftermarket fart-box and, having seen it in person, neon. It could all be yours for just under $9,000.

Have you ever seen a ultra-douchey car/are there any douche-boxes posted on your Craigslist? Comment your findings down below.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/30/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 4

Are those supposed to be tribal tats on the mustang?

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Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
03/30/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 1

Not on Craigslist, but there’s an Audi TT with massive pink New York Yankees decals all over it. I live in Green Bay...

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/30/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 1

Amber Diamond wrap, coil overs performance mods and an automatic transmission

2001 Lexus IS300
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/6062452569.html

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
03/30/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 2

I decided to try searching for “modified”, and found this . Now the van itself is not very douchey, but just look at that assortment of pictures:

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Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/30/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 3

I can’t promise you it’s the worst, but I think it’s a strong candidate:

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Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/30/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 2

I hope you’re happy, had to use a spoon to get rid of that image

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/30/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 1

I win.

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https://kalispell.craigslist.org/cto/6026326313.html

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/30/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

Oh shit that’s an Eclipse, I thought it was a Grand Prix

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/30/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 1

I think it’s probably best not to look at it too closely.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/30/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 1

This has to be pretty high up there. https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ctd/6065449821.html

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/30/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 0

I actually don’t mind that, but I have terrible taste. It’s a manual swap away from being a cool car.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/30/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 4

I got that beat.

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I have no idea what deal is with the gap between the bed and cab.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/31/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 1

This.

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Ew.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/31/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 1

I guess if your not into stance this qualifies. I like it tho. Yes the wheels are XXRs, which makes things worse.

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/31/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0

It is so hard to choose

There is this

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This wins

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Close second

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And then there is the douche factor in thinking this beetle is worth this much

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Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/19/2017 at 00:55, STARS: 0

A guy in my union had a Chevy truck like that, it was purple. We called it purple rain. Luckily he got rid of it and got a nice silver chevy truck.