my car broke down in a cemetery

by "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
Published 03/30/2017 at 20:17

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"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/30/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 2

At least you can burry it quickly then.

"Jonathan Harper" (jbh)
03/30/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 6

If only it were a Rolls Royce Ghost, it’d be right at home.

"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans)
03/30/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 0

Symbolism is symbolic.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/30/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0

Welp. We’ll all miss you. At least you got the chance to bid farewell to Oppo.

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
03/30/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 2

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"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/30/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 5

Alfanezer Screws, you will be visited by three ghosts. The ghost of Lucas past, the ghost of Lucas present, and the ghost of Lucas yet to come.

- Jacob Morris-Minorly

Other Christmas Story jokes: Tiny Tin, Bob Ratchet, etc. etc.

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/30/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 3

Came to say something like this, although breaking down in a junkyard would be more fitting.

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
03/30/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 0

amazing

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/30/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

RIP aperson may he rust in alfasuds.

"jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
03/30/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

RIP

"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/30/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 2

Passerby: What happened?

You: It’s dead.

" The Compromiser" (charger)
03/30/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

“Went down to the cemetery, looking  for love. Got there and my baby was buried, had to dig her up.”

-The Headstones