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Kinja'd!!! by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 03/29/2017 at 18:46

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Kinja'd!!!

My wife asked me if I could pick up a Home Goods gift card for her friend’s birthday this weekend since the store is on my way home from work. Right inside the door they have this giant copper pig-shaped grill. There’s a duct inside that looks like it’s supposed to let the smoke out the snout.


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Kinja'd!!! "Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
03/29/2017 at 18:57, STARS: 1

Butt would have been funnier, use the mouth as a smoke box.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/29/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 0

Overall it seemed more decorative than functional. You can remove the grate but there’s no bottom vent and the only way to get ash out is with a shovel.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/29/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 0

Needs tusks and bristles so it can be Gullinbursti .

wow, fuck I’m a nerd

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/29/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 0

It costs the same as a decent webber, I’d give it a try.

Kinja'd!!! "BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
03/29/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0

Every time I see an animal-shaped cooker I can’t help but think of the Brazen Bull.

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Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/29/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0

Looks about as useful as the fake plant there.

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/29/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 0

About $500.00 too much.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/29/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

Note the $599 price tag on the lid, and lack of any wheels to move it with.

Kinja'd!!! "Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
03/29/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

eeesssh, sounds like a grill for a wannabe ‘million dollar penthouse balcony’.

I’ve seen some custom pits that were awesome, sounds nice but cheap.

You know, some BASIC pits go well over that $600.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
03/29/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0

Homegoods is a real weird place. I found this there two weeks ago. It is not less than 6 feet tall.

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Kinja'd!!! "Nolan Knight" (knightnolan)
03/29/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0

There is a grill very much like that one out Infront of the Mercury bar in Detroit. Whenever I pass through there are people taking pictures with it.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/30/2017 at 01:53, STARS: 0

That pig BBQ is questioning my life choices.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/30/2017 at 05:21, STARS: 0

smoke needs to come out its arse.