My reaction when

Kinja'd!!! by "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
Published 03/29/2017 at 16:58

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You have an un-mispronouncable last name and someone calls asking if mr. Completely mispronounced name last name is available?

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
03/29/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0

What

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
03/29/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 0

que?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/29/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0

Changed skiing to asking. Basically my name is impossible to say wrong. So when someone calls and asks for me but completely mispronounces my name.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/29/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 0

please tell me your not one of the ones that gets upset when that happens. working in a position where i have to call a lot of people I hate when I encounter a name like that. I do my best but nothing worse than some bitter jerk getting all bent out of shape when I get it wrong. Like relax it’s not my fault man and I tried you know.

Kinja'd!!! "StingrayJake" (stingrayjake)
03/29/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 0

Alternatively, think of the fun you could have telling everybody that they’re mispronouncing your name. “Smith? Oh no... it’s actually Smit-he. It’s Irish.”

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/29/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 0

No but if you are cold call selling me and you can’t get my impossible to get wrong name right...we don’t have anything to discuss.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/29/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0

well if your cold calling me period your in for a bad time. I work in IT so people want me to call them. haha

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/29/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1

Just say “no” and hang up. You probably didn’t want to talk to them anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/29/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 1

I did. I said “no one by that name here”

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/29/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 0

One time I told a telemarketer to fuck off because they called at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. Who calls me that early on a Saturday? My mom, so I answered the phone realizing who it wasn’t I then told them to fuck off. They called right back and called me a jerk. I didn’t feel bad hanging up on them again.

Kinja'd!!! "zachaput" (zachaput)
03/29/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0

My last name is very unpronounceable. It’s weird to me that there are people who dont have to spell out their name when asked what it is.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/29/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

There’s a lot of letters in your name, but it’s really not that hard if you take your time and sound it out.

HAMMER. HEAD. FIST. PUNCH.

See? Not so bad.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
03/29/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 0

My last name is 5 letters long, and no one here in Quebec is able to spell or pronounce it.

Hint my last name rhymes with wacko

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
03/29/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0

I have a gender-neutral name, for the sake of this story, and I know immediately if they ask for Mr. Smobgirl then they want to sell me something.

Kinja'd!!! "LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13)
03/29/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 0

Yes! I have a very simple last name. Both of my brothers had their names mispronounced at their college graduation... I mean, if the Dean of the school can’t read.... I guess I must’ve gone to a better college, they got it right with me :)

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/29/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0

Mine is 4 and it’s a very common word

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
04/04/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

I like names and pronouncing them. I especially like Polynesian names because they’re such a struggle for White folk.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/04/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0

which is so funny cause they are so easy. if you see a letter...say it.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
04/04/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 0

I like the apostrophes.