Sometimes, in used sports car ads...

Kinja'd!!! by "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
Published 03/29/2017 at 10:40

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...people will claim they never took the car on a track. To which I reply:

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
03/29/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
03/29/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 3

So they can point it out in the ad.
Around here, you often find ads containing words like “Ringtool” or “Tracktool”. I wouldn’t buy one of those, but at east they are honest about hooning them.
Personally, I will use this picture when time will come to part ways:

Kinja'd!!!

While pointing out:
FASTER THAN A LOTUS EXIGE!!!1!!!ONE!

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
03/29/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

ew

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/29/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 7

speaking for myself:

- no tracks near me

- no time to go to ones which aren’t near me

- other priorities

there’s no one “right way” to be a car enthusiast.

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
03/29/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 0

Oh man, I didn’t want my post to come out like that. I just think it’s funny when an ad for a track oriented car has a part that says “but don’t worry, I never took it to a track.”

Kinja'd!!! "dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
03/29/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 0

i’d buy it

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
03/29/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 3

I remember one ad stated how their car was never raced, then listed the various 1/4 mile times (with pictures of the slips) confirming the positive effect of each mod.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/29/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1

he’s not racing, just living life something something at a time.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
03/29/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 0

Wait - a reliable Audi? GIMMIE DAT SHIT RIGHT FUGGIN’ NAO

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
03/29/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 2

Alternative facts. No one wants to buy a used warhorse. They want to buy a horse still good at fighting but has never gone to war.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/29/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 1

It’s basically a way to try and say you didn’t beat on the car

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/29/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0

If anyone puts tat in an ad I assume it’s a lie, especially if the car is modified

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/29/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 0

In an alternate reality where German cars are reliable

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/29/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 0

Because they are trying to sell their car for the most money they can to a collector rather than to someone who would just enjoy and drive the car.