by "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
Published 03/28/2017 at 20:20
by "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
Published 03/28/2017 at 20:20
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What if Big Bird was a real species of Bird and there were millions of them, same size and everything. They just walk around, and they’re really aggressive and they hiss at us and they have jagged teeth inside their beaks. And sometimes they get scared and chase you while sqealing and snapping at you.
Sweet dreams!
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/28/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 8
Sooo ... ostriches then.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/28/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 1
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
03/28/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 2
plenty of wall space to mount the trophies. mmm big bird bbq.......
"Anima" (anima)
03/28/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 3
Oh god.. so many of them roaming around.. That would be terrifying!
Every local morning financial tv show discussing car topics would be filled with them!
Every. Single. One.
And the price of nerd glasses would skyrocket, surpassing the price of gold per ounce.
"nermal" (nermal)
03/28/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 1
Or emus.
"Toby F., Manager" (itsmefromhr)
03/28/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 1
Thoughts:
1. Imagine the size of their shits, and where they would shit.
2. The size and location of their nests
3. I’d feel terrble for those terrified of birds. I have a friend... huge dude that hates birds
4. Hell no. Might have to get a CCW, carry a big bat, or drive faster
5. Bird strikes would be something else.
6. Regular pets would likely disappear
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/28/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 2
Cassowary
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/28/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0
That’s a new one to me.
"ThePenguin" (ThatOtherGuy7)
03/28/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1
What if they were just hypothetical thoughts and didn’t really exist?
Oh wait...
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
03/28/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 2
Australia would declare war on them and lose .
"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
03/28/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1
I think it would be more terrifying if they acted like big bird. A bunch of 7ft tall birds with the mind of a 5 year old, constantly asking questions and butting into your business at inappropriate times.
The hassle of children but they never grow up and are giant 7ft tall birds is a true nightmare
"jovimon7" (jovimon7)
03/28/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 1
"Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
03/28/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 0
Those things are terrifying!
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/28/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 1
We could call on the giant beings known as the Teletubbies to defend us. (Seriously though, the
shortest
Teletubby is 6 foot 6.)
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/29/2017 at 00:59, STARS: 1
Yeah, the real ones are mean buggers
"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
03/29/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 1
Once upon a time......
There were