Liveshot of someone shitting his pants

Kinja'd!!! by "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
Published 03/27/2017 at 15:27

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As the others were so kind as to organise the whole shebang, all I had to do was throw some spare clothes and even more beer into the trunk and off I was into the unknown. In hindsight, it would have been wise to watch some ring videos or play a cheap generic racing game and try to memorize which part of the track follows which. As it is just blind crests and curves, driving the ring by sight isn’t much better than driving it by feel, or by sound.

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This shot was taken after I had finally grown the balls to pass Bvdv - The dutch engineer in his white Twingo only to realise that the caroussel was next. Fuuuuuuuck!!!! I decided to ride it out on the banked concrete and not do anything sudden. Unfortunately that meant that I couldn’t get out of the way of Mr Porsche who came barelling down at incredible speed. But all in all, 10/10 will do again, especially with such a nice crowd like the Europpos.

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4muddyfeet was hauling ass by the way. While I got passed by a lot of other oppos, he did the opposite. Never laugh a a taped up diesel Skoda!

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Duurtlang as was really fast as well. Our cars are pretty even matched, but I couldn’t (or didn’t dare to) keep up with him.


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow" (chriskf)
03/27/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1

Sweet!

I can’t wait to go drive the track in a few weeks.

If any Europpos would like to join me at the ‘Ring on April 14th, it’d be great to meet some of ya!

Kinja'd!!! "Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
03/27/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1

If it’s any kind of consolation: everything in between the two Karussells was uncharted territory for most of us.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/27/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Did you see any Juke there? Litchfield did tune on one to 225hp.

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Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
03/27/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0

It was fun drive part of it together with you, I tried to keep up after the caroussel, but the cars you held up (just joking) meant I needed to stick to the right, in the part with the blind crests.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
03/27/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 1

Yeah, I feel kinda bad for blocking the inside of Karussell for you (and holding up faster traffic), but I didn’t see any other option at that moment.

Anyways, great experience, especially if you do it together with such nice people.

Kinja'd!!! "feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
03/27/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 2

Man. You guys are cool. I wish i could’ve gone to that with my track car, then i could’ve shown you how we do it in (some of the weirder parts of) America.

Seriously though, you guys win in the game of being awesome.

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Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
03/27/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

No problem, I’ll be back to tackle the caroussel one day!

I fully agree, the people changed a weekend with great activities into an awesome weekend.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
03/27/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 3

Not one single Juke THE WHOLE WEEKEND!!!! Not at Spa, not at or near the ‘Ring. My guess is that the track people like to start with something that isn’t inherently flawed by a high center of gravity before they start throwing tons of money at their toys. We were almost the only ones without some sort of cage by the way. Which goes to show what we were up against.

Kinja'd!!! "Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
03/27/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 1

Probably best to put up a post in the early morning (US time), that way most Euro people will see it. I might be in, but I’d have to make it a multiple day trip then.

I’ll post our oppomeet routes in a couple of days, should you need some inspiration for the area.

Kinja'd!!! "Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow" (chriskf)
03/27/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1

Yeah, that’s a good idea. I’ll likely make a post next week or so, once my plans for the Ring are fully determined. I’m also hoping to go visit TMG headquarters on that day as well.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
03/27/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0

Let’s agree to disagree about the awesomeness part. You, Sir own a fucking race car. I only drove one of the most vanilla cars out there on a public toll road because I just happened to be in the area.

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
03/27/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 0

There was the older Passat (B5.5) wagon TDI with the ski box on top that drove the ring shortly after us. I’d take that over a Juke though. I also liked the faded red stock looking early 90s Toyota Starlet. It did have a cage for some reason. Besides Bjorn and you I also overtook an early ‘00s Civic hatch on the ‘Ring by the way, that one wasn’t overly fast either.

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Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/27/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0

So jealous. Glad you all had such a great time.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
03/27/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

Yeah, the one with the toddler in the kiddie seat in the front?

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
03/27/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 1

That’s the one. Great parenting going on there, and I’m not even joking. Although the Passat shouldn’t have been a TDI.

Kinja'd!!! "feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
03/27/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0

ahem a LEGENDARY public toll road.

Also, lets not be too hasty, my race car has 105 hp and redlines at 4K rpm. Because that’s what 3.8L of displacement got you in America in 1976. I actually think it would legitimately be pretty close (my car still has lots of very sticky tire....but it is seriously a dog in a straight line.)

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
03/27/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 2

Never! That’s a look of calm determination ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
03/27/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 1

That’s why I personally, as a smoker only drive petrol cars. It’s bad enough that you might get a whiff of passive smoke, if I also drove diesels......

I’m no Dr Evil!

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
03/27/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

Wish I could’ve been there! Glad you enjoyed your weekend Klaus! :D