Sell Me a Car With Just the Name!

Kinja'd!!! by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 03/27/2017 at 13:50

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Kinja'd!!!

Let’s pretend you are a startup. You have nothing to offer but a name that makes people want to throw money at you. Create a brand name and a model name so compelling that people would be interested in it without ANY other details. You cant tell me the bodystyle, performance, characteristics, or anything else! Just your made up brand and a made up name for the product. Superliminal marketing, go!!

Ill give you one: Y’lova Jordona.

If you want to have some more fun then tell someone in the comments what kind of vehicle their name makes you think of. Submit as many as you like and dont shy away from alphnumeric fluff/enhancers when needed.


Replies (26)

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03/27/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 1

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03/27/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0

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03/27/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 0

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03/27/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 2

If Dodge stays on their current path, they’ll soon have a sub-brand called Big Hard with a 1000-hp muscle car called the Erection.

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03/27/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

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03/27/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1

Came here to post this, I figured I would be too late

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The SM70.

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Can you use already extant marques?

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03/27/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

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03/27/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 0

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