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Kinja'd!!! by "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
Published 03/27/2017 at 12:31

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Spot the exact moment where my ability to not laugh out loud was tested.


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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/27/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 11

These people are a pain in the ass. But this is still gold standard.

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Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/27/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 9

There’s a lot there, but “I’m an adult; I know how to operate a street” is pretty hard to ignore.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/27/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Oooh! Oooh! I know!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/27/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

Oooh oooh oooh me sir. I think I’ve got this one.

Was is when the cretin who has read something on the internet and took it as gospel said, ‘have you heard of civil disobedience?’, was that it? What did I win?

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
03/27/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

Operate a street?

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
03/27/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

These damn sovereign citizen guys are always so damn self rightous.

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
03/27/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 2

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/27/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0

Spot the exact moment where my ability to not laugh out loud was tested.

“I’m gonna give you my name; in fact, I’m gonna put it on the parking ticket after I tow ( chuckle ) your truck away!”

( silence )

why is it always some ineffectual white guy trying to pull this “sovereign citizen” bullshit?

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
03/27/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 5

Ow please stop lol! These damn sovereign citizen guys are always so damn self righteous.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/27/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 5

if you have to tell people that you’re an adult, you might not actually be correct.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/27/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 3

The sad thing is that the cop was actually doing the dude a solid and giving him a chance to move the van. Now it’s just ogling to get towed. Have fun with that sovereign citizen shit at the two yard.

Kinja'd!!! "Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig)
03/27/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1

Amazing

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/27/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1

“I know how to operate a street”.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/27/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 9

He probably didn’t need to taser the guy, but I’m sooo glad he did.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/27/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 3

Dude’s lucky he got one of our chill old cops rather than one of our more exuberant young officers.

http://archive.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/20131220former-phoenix-officer-chrisman-sentenced-shooting.html

Or it could be because he’s a white guy. He should try this again when it is 120F out.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
03/27/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 3

I noticed that exact moment. The exact moment the cop was like, “Ticket & a tow it is.... ”

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/27/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 4

That guy handled the taser rather well. When keeping it real goes wrong. Us white people have no idea how good we have it.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
03/27/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 1

“I’m a man. I’m 40!”

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/27/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 0

“Number of fucks given is now zero.”

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/27/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 2

Wow, did you see how fast he recovered from that taser?

I guess his stupid protected him.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/27/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 0

Either that or his arrogance.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
03/27/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1

Exactly.   He went went from “I’ll call in a tow in after lunch,” zero fucks to “I’m going to wait here until the tow truck comes, and ticket him if he tries to move it” kind of zero fucks.

Kinja'd!!! "Trevor Slattery, ACTOR" (anacostiabikecompany)
03/27/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 1

White Privilege at its finest. This fucking tool.

Kinja'd!!! "Trevor Slattery, ACTOR" (anacostiabikecompany)
03/27/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1

“Tase Me Bro!”

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
03/27/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1

I TOO KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A STREET

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
03/27/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 2

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY CITIZIENSHIP

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
03/27/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

Everyone seems to think it’s the guy’s ability to operate a street. Probably the funniest bit, yes, but I lost it when the RV turned out to my a massage parlor on wheels myself.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/27/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 1

What’s harder to ignore is that this man walked away from this incident unscathed. Had he been black or brown, I think the outcome would have been a LOT different.

Case in point: Black man gets arrested for the horrific, unspeakable crime of sitting on the porch of his mom’s house, which also happens to be where he lives, and also happens to be shown as his address on his government-issued identification.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/10/04/brutal-video-shows-white-officer-violently-arresting-black-man-sitting-on-his-mothers-porch/?utm_term=.a983e2c50dd0

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/27/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 0

Yeah, this officer was pretty calm and collected. Whether that’s because he’s a decent cop, because he was on camera, or because he was dealing with a white guy isn’t really knowable, but there’s no question that on average, people of color tend to has less favorable interactions with the police.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/27/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 1

Yup. You’re here in Texas, right? Do you follow the Texas Observer ? They, along with the Texas Tribune , put out some pretty amazing investigative and political reporting. Anyway, the Observer just tweeted this out today:

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Just a quick recap on the 13 counties seeking permission to participate in the 287(g) immigrant detention program:

Nine of them are 80 percent or more white (One of them is 86 percent white).

The other four of them are 69 percent or more white (69-76 percent, to be more precise).

None of the counties with large Latino populations — whether near or far from the border (such as Dallas, Bexar, Travis and Harris counties) — are requesting participation in the detainer program.

Yeah... I will not be traveling to or through any of those counties anytime soon. I’m a citizen by birth, but I don’t need to have the added worry of being profiled for my brown skin, hair and eyes in places where people like me are not often seen and are automatically viewed with suspicion.

Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
03/27/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 0

Is there an update to this? I want to see the “Where are they now?”

Kinja'd!!! "aquila121" (aquila121)
03/27/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 0

That’s where I lost it, too.

Kinja'd!!! "aquila121" (aquila121)
03/27/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 1

I was getting bored with the narrator, and then...

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Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/28/2017 at 03:58, STARS: 0

Is this the same guy?

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Can’t quite tell if the voice is the same, but he’s driving a blue bus/RV thing, and dealing with the same police department, has no registration, and loves civil disobedience...

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
03/28/2017 at 07:48, STARS: 0

Probably. I’m wondering if I can use these miracle clauses that they seem to find to get away with punching these people in the face. “Laws don’t apply to me!”

Kinja'd!!! "NYankee1927" (nyankee1927)
03/28/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 0

Well this is exactly why my grandpa didn’t want me following in his footsteps. He said there was way too much bullshit like this for the job to be worth it.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/28/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

“I know how to...uh...operate a street” was a pretty fun quote.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/28/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 0

While it’s horrendous the number of people of color that are being killed, arrested, assaulted, etc in police interactions with white officers it’s a pretty wild statement to imply EVERY white officer would have arrested, beaten or killed this man if he were a darker shade of skin.

Seems like this cop has a shockingly level head and it’s pretty unfair to assume he wouldn’t apply it across the board.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/28/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 0

I feel like I’ve been using that phrase more and more often lately.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/28/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

Who said anything about being “beaten or killed”? And where in my comments did I say that the officer’s race has anything to do with how the interaction would go with a POC?

Now you’re the one assuming things.

But when the difference in how cops approach POC compared to white people ranges from them being ruder or more aggressive, to arresting us at disproportionately higher rates than whites, all the way to them using deadly force (even on children who have never been accused of a crime ) at rates astronomically higher than is ever used on white people, then not only is it not UNFAIR for POC to assume that ANY interaction with a cop has the potential to be a dangerous encounter, it’s a matter of self preservation to treat those encounters as such.

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I’m guessing you’re white and that your parents have never had a conversation with you quite like the ones shown in the above video. If you’re a parent, I bet you’ve never had quite that kind of conversation with your own kids.

I’m a “good” person, by most metrics one could think of: I come from a loving home raised by a mom who worked in a school district and a dad who delivers sermons on Sundays. I don’t do drugs and never have. Not even pot. I rarely drink and have never been drunk. I’m educated. I have a professional career (one that actually requires I interact with law enforcement officers from of all sorts of agencies, from local LEOs to federal agents, on a regular basis actually).

But I’m also a POC. You can be damned sure my tension levels go WAY up when I’m around cops.

So please, instead of being offended that POC rightfully fear something you’ve probably never had to experience, why don’t you use that effort to help police departments or police officers in your own life to bring about real change in the law enforcement community? Why don’t you help dismantle the racism that has POC fearing police in the first place instead of being offended when a POC openly talks about that racism’s existence?

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/29/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0

Ah the sovereign citizen movement. A few years my dad calls my mom,

“hey remember that dumbass _______ , who i fired about 6 years ago?”

“yeah “

“hey was just arrested. he hasn’t paid taxes in 4 years and threatened to kill a bunch of politicians after they started to foreclose his house.”

this guy was so dumb he dug a crooked trench.