Oppo, I heard you don't like Ferrari Californias

by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 03/27/2017 at 11:50

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So here’s a metallic powder blue Ferrari California that parked next to me yesterday and is basically the same color as the Dodge Aries K that my grandpa drove in the 80s.

Also yesterday, I read this article about President Obama , and then last night I had a dream where I was at the weird-shaped parking lot behind this pizza place . I ran into Obama who was dressed like the picture in the article, and driving a sky blue ’57 Chevy. We talked about how I was going to fix healthcare, and then when he went to leave, somehow he was on a powder blue Harley with orange flames that kind of made it look like Gulf livery.

Dreams are weird, man.

Replies (12)

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/27/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 1

I like the California. Yeah, they could have done a better job designing the rear portion, but I still think it’s a good-looking car altogether.

Also, someone definitely needs to do some sort of mock-up of a flaming Gulf livery

"Viggen" (viggen37)
03/27/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

I like the California...

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/27/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 2

Seems like Obama caught the car bug from Biden. That’d make a good show, two PI’s cruising (LA/Miami) solving crimes in classic cars.

O: Hey Joe, shouldn’t we get less conspicuous vehicles for this stakeout?

B: That’s just what they’re expecting. *burnout*

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The problem with the california is that its not a maserati.

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/27/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 1

I think the California T solves most of the problems with the original. Because horsepower.

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/27/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 2

4 more cylinders would’ve been better than 2 more turbos. plus that’s just more reason to be a Maserati

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/27/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 2

We like REAL Californias

"misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
03/27/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

I think seinfeld also is responsible for the car bug biting him.

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/27/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

But you can charge more for a Ferrari than a Maserati, so it’s a Ferrari.

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/27/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0

True.

"AMC/Renauledge" (n2skylark)
03/27/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

I dunno. The California T is a huge improvement.

Also, Obama had a Chrysler 300C back when they were at their zenith. I think you have to like cars to buy a 300C when everyone else in your party is buying Priuses.

"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
03/27/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

I would daily a droptop California.

Haters gonna hate.

"Axial" (axial)
03/28/2017 at 01:40, STARS: 0

Not ugly enough to be a contemporary Maserati.