by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 03/26/2017 at 19:54
Tags: SHITPOST HORIZON: ZERO CONTENT
STARS: 0
The Terrible HondaBroasarus Rex that has terrorized oppo is no more. Brian Silvestro’s death - being eaten alive by a machine - has been avenged! REJOICE ALL OF OPPO! FOR THIS IS NOT MY KILL ALONE BUT YOURS AS WELL!!!
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
03/26/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1
Did you just kill Grimlock? Why!?!
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/26/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0
Huh?
"PS9" (PS9)
03/26/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 0
Well I was minding my own when ‘grimlock’ decided I’d look better with a few laser holes burned through my gut. So fuck’em! He even killed the two Carja guards that came to help, the bastid!
"PS9" (PS9)
03/26/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0
Hey man, I didn’t name these things. Talk to the Archaeology tribe and ask what the big deal is.
Actually I did kill one of these things, so I’m pretty strong. I could get to the bottom of it for you...if the metal shards are worth my while.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/26/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0
Now rip its heart out
"PS9" (PS9)
03/26/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 1
I can’t. It’s a big as a smart car and weighs more than 3 2JZs.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/26/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0
Brian got eaten by a machine? Hmmm, didn’t know that :]
"random001" (random001)
03/26/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 0
Do I want this game? I do want this game...
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/26/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0
Could have had a LS. Also 2jz are heavy. That’s what an iron block gets you
"facw" (facw)
03/26/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0
Thanks for your efforts. I killed an Architect today, but honestly was mostly annoying (I’m enjoying Andromeda, but I really wonder who thought it was fun to have everywhere to have environmental hazards.