Dear Stef,

Kinja'd!!! by "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
Published 03/25/2017 at 23:35

Tags: Get Out
STARS: 2


I just watched a movie that told me that people who drive 944s are racist murderers. I believe that you are (probably) not a racist murderer. Is the 944 a fun enough car to drive to deal with the stigma that some people might think you’re (probably) a racist murderer?

Love,

Dave

p.s. - It’s a duck.

p.p.s. - Please don’t murder me.


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/25/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

Wait... what? I have quite a few 944 clients... The 944 is more or less the Camaro of Europe, but this is a new development.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
03/25/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

p.p.p.s.

It really is a duck though

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
03/25/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 0

What was the movie?

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
03/25/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 2

She murders the competition during races, so doesnt disprove the statement. Better bring a helmet...and a cup! Get it?! Because racing...cup...protection...

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/25/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 1

Get Out - super creepy with some good laughs, highly recommend!

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/25/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

Dammit, I screwed that up... To the edit window!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/25/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

It was a good movie though right?

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
03/25/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 1

I saw it at an advanced screening.

I prefer the 968 & 928.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/25/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 0

Just a joke - saw Get Out this evening, and a white 944 is in the first scene.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/25/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 0

Yeah, I really enjoyed it. Creepy and funny and smart.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/25/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 1

Also a 928 guy.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/25/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 1

Ah, never seen it. I think our dear Stef is in the midst of a shitbox endurance race about 90 miles from me at the moment.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/26/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 1

I knew his plan as soon as he was picking at the armrests but the execution of it was epic because even I couldn’t predict that.

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
03/26/2017 at 01:17, STARS: 1

Calling it the Camaro of Europe isn’t helping.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/26/2017 at 01:24, STARS: 2

You could fit a couple of bodies under the hatch, not much different except for the power.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/26/2017 at 01:54, STARS: 1

The Camaro of Europe, I shall remember that.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/26/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 0

I was in the dark the whole time!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/26/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 1

Admittedly, that’s probably a better way to watch movies than trying to predict what’s going to happen. Sort of end up ruining it for yourself

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/26/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0

SPOILERS BELOW!!! =)

But trying to figure it out is all part of it! I never caught that the guy at the beginning was the guy in the hat - my wife had to tell me after.

I actually was thinking he was going to mess up his eyes to prevent his buyer from wanting him...

And man, the feeling that the cop in the car at the end was going to come upon that scene and there was no way he’d believe his story. So glad to see his buddy!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/26/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 1

It was the TS mf’n A. Situation handled.

I also predicted a certain death in the Force Awakens. Sometimes I’m spot on and other times I’m miles off.