Today, I am the answer

Kinja'd!!! by "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
Published 03/25/2017 at 09:56

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Kinja'd!!!

to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Apparently the question is, “How many more gray hairs do you have this month?” That, or “How many times did your joints creak when climbing the stairs this morning?”

If anyone wants to cheer me up, post pictures of muscle cars and/or 60's-70's luxury cars.


Replies (58)

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/25/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 1

No fucking way you’re 42 I’ve seen pictures of you.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 0

Are you sure it was me? Because I definitely look old now.

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
03/25/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 3

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Cheer up and have a Happy Birthday! Have some cake!

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 1

That is my favorite color combo on a Cobra. Thanks!

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 2

Do you have your towel?

Really?! You’re 42? I’m turning 40 in a little less than two months. To say that I’m freaking out a little about it is an understatement.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

ETA:

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/25/2017 at 10:06, STARS: 0

I thought you were like mid 30's at most.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 10:06, STARS: 3

Stalkerrrr...

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/25/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 4

Serial Killerrrr...

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 2

You say that likes it’s a bad thing.

The only people who got killed were assholes. And a couple of innocent bystanders at the end, but whatever.

I also watched American Pyscho 2 last night. I like Mika Kunis, but don’t watch it. Turrble.

Kinja'd!!! "X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
03/25/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 1

No, you are not

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Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0

Ah, so YOU were the guy who put all those doll heads in our fridge!

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

Thanks! I would drive that exact car as is. Well, I’d probably wash it, but it’s perfect.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 1

The Lincoln Continental is exquisite straight from the factory. Nothing more needs to be done to it.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/25/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 1

Wait you’re a Miata?

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Kinja'd!!! "BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
03/25/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 1

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Brought to you by British Leyland Cars.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 0

If that Miata has a trunk full of sandbags and a black top with a bunch of gray patches, sure.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 0

Those are right up my alley, but I think I’d have to learn to smoke a pipe before I could drive it.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 0

Also, GIB RITE NAO

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

42 sandwiches for you!

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 1

Yeah! More like 24!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/25/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 1

It’s Aaron Beck’s cuda and it’s an epic build. Here’s another pic if you want to drool some more

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Kinja'd!!! "BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
03/25/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 3

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Just walk around with one of these in your mouth, nobody will notice.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 1

You look young compared to this dead tree...

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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/25/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 1

Hmm when I saw this it was posted 42 minutes ago, too. Coincidence? I think not.

Happy birthday!

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 3

Pfft... I’ve been there and done that. I’m 43.

40 is just another number just like 39.

Your life was over since you turned 30 anyway... LOL

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 0

Awww! That’s so sweet of you to say!

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
03/25/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 1

Congrats on another trip around the sun!

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I’m at the age that I’m just happy I have hair.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 1

Except for adding ‘dubs’, the stereo to make it go boom boom boom and the air suspension to make it bounce...

/jk

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 2

Ugh, licorice. Blech.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

Happy Birthday you old geezer!

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Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

That time of my life passed long ago.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 1

Life was over when I had kids, so late 20's.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/25/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 1

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May these examples of luxury, comfort your older bones

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 1

I’ll take “Ruined Classic Cars” for $1000, Alex.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 0

Does life end once you have the first child or after you have your last planned child?

If it’s the former, then my life ended at 27. If it’s the latter, then my life ended at 30.

But I’m divorced now and have a girlfriend and my kids aren’t really kids anymore... so does that mean I’ve come back to life like Jesus?

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 0

Ohhhh, dat Riviera.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
03/25/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 1

As a guy that just turned 48. That boulder of life rolling down hill really picks up speed after 35 or so.

48 didn’t flip me out until I realized it was 30 years since I got out of high school. Weird

Nice lincoln!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/25/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 1

I turned 42 last November so I feel your pain. You just can’t stop going, even though the going gets harder. 280z for your day.

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/25/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

Sure... right after you’re done with the sandwiches and the cake.

Then it’s time to break out the Absinthe...

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
03/25/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1

Oops sorry. Have a beer.

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Kinja'd!!! "Butsen Katsun" (butsenkatsun)
03/25/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

Saw this on someones post recently, its a good un

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And ill just leave this here

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Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

*chug* more please.

I plan on having a couple beers, some scotch, and a couple cigars later on.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 1

Three years ago, I blew out my L4-L5 disk in my back, which led to discectomy surgery. It took me a solid two years to fully heal (i.e. no noticeable lasting effects with nerves, tingling in my legs, etc), so now I’m in weight loss mode. I’ll have the extra lbs gone by the end of summer, but I’d like to live healthier in the last 40 years of my life than I did in the first 40.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1

Stop trying to dissect my brain, mouse!

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/25/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 1

dat B-pillar

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Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
03/25/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 1

Happy Birthday!

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/25/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 4

Happy Birthday! Also, relevant:

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Not sure if this counts as muscle car, but it’s the best I’ve got on my phone apparently

Kinja'd!!! "Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
03/25/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 1

Many happy birthday returns, Asterisk! ;)

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Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
03/25/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

Ouch. 2 years holy hell. I’ve got a bulged disc that I’ve tried putting off for surgery but running out of options. Your not helping though lol.

Cheers to old age it sure beats the alternative.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0

I’ll allow it. Both of them.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/25/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

When I say “fully heal”, I mean “feel 100% normal”. That disc wasn’t going to heal itself, so the quickest option was surgery. I probably should have started exercising after a few months (walking on a treadmill, build up my lower back muscles, etc), but it scared me half to death when I felt a huge twinge of pain when I sneezed and felt tingles in my left leg. I have none of that anymore, but I need to basically get skinny-ish with my natural linebacker build before focusing on anything more strenuous than a brisk walk.

The discectomy is totally worth it, btw.

Kinja'd!!! "ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
03/25/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1

Happy Old!

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/25/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0

Guilty as charged

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
03/25/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0

Hey Happy Birthday!

Broncos suck.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/25/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 1

Happy Birthday!! May the clouds part and the snow melt for a beautiful Coloradoan birthday.

Here is a 1975 Corvette WB IMSA car on the corkscrew

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Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/25/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 1

Thanks! Actually, what we really could use is for the clouds to roll in and dump some snow a few times. We’ve spent a lot of March in the 70s and we’re way below normal for precipitation. I’d like the entire state to not be on fire this summer.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/27/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 0

Well, if CA gets more then I guess you can too.