Please stop calling me.

Kinja'd!!! by "Baskingshark" (Baskingsharks)
Published 03/24/2017 at 13:59

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Kinja'd!!!

This guy Payton keeps calling me, wanting to help me sell the car I have listed on Craigslist. No I am not going to call you back and no I am not going to give you $200 for your “service”. Is this a thing?


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
03/24/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 1

Block the #

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
03/24/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 3

Yes, anytime I have tried to sell a car on CL I have been bothered by many people who are “brokers” and “guarantee” to sell my car quickly for a “small fee”

Like the other guy said, block the number ASAP.

Kinja'd!!! "Baskingshark" (Baskingsharks)
03/24/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1

He calls from an unknown number, so I am not sure I can

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
03/24/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

“Sup, brah, my name’s Payton, but you can just call me P. Alright so look brah, I can help sell your car. Two hundred up front and I can tell you someone’ll buy it quick, ya ‘ere me? Nah I’m sayin’ brah?”

Just comes across as a Bro to me.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/24/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0

Is this a thing? Yes, scams are a thing. Definitely. But seriously, who would fall for that??

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/24/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1

But serously though. Would you like some help selling that? Cause I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who once talked to someone that might be interested the Subaru Legacy in the above photo.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
03/24/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

Just seems like an awesome market. Find someone selling a thing...offer to sell it for them, taking a fee, and use the same photos and listing. Sounds like a realtor.

The ship may have already sailed, but if I am selling something on CL or Ebay and I want a number associated, I buy a burner phone. So when it is over, I deactive the phone till I need it again.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/24/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0

Tell him you sold it.

Or call him out in the ad. “Peyton, don’t call me to help sell my car you fucking asshat”

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/24/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

I had this happen as well. These companies have software that auto-scans craigslist for phone numbers on for sale ads and it gets routed into a call center. When I’ve asked them to take me off their calling list they generally did comply.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/24/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 1

This is also why I never, ever include my phone number on a classified ad.

We can email all day. You only get my number when we’re actually meeting.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
03/24/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

damn probably not. Maybe if you call your provider and tell them he’s harassing you they can look the number up and block it for you. I doubt its truly unknown you know.

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
03/24/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0

You should still be able to, if on Android just select it and tag it as spam/block.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/24/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

look into an app called Hiya. It basically tracks spam/telemarketers. So when he calls you mark it as spam and hit block then it will auto black a call from that number. Not sure about the impact of the unknown number, but worth a shot with a free app.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/24/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1

If he also uses the names “Eli” or “Archie” in future calls, it may well be a legitimate offer.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
03/24/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

Pick up, but start pitching some service you can do for him. Something simple and dumb for $200, and just really grind it in there.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/24/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 2

yeah fuck that guy. I’ll do it for $185. which I can tell you is below the market average and a huge savings. now if you can just give me your SS number, bank account info, you mother maiden name, the street you grew up on, your first pets name and your childhood best friend I’ll start working for you in no time!

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
03/24/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

Download the phone warrior app if you have Android.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
03/24/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 2

Payton: Do you still have the car from CL?
Shark: Yes.
Payton: For $200, I can get that car sold for you, brother.
Shark: Actually, for $500 I can get you a lot of customers that will pay you $200 to help them sell stuff. You’ll come out way head.
Payton: How can you do that?
Shark: Well see, I post on this awesome website that has a bunch of car people on it. I can recommend you.
Payton: Sounds like a deal!

See, you just have to know their language.