Seems like a good enough reason to buy some protein powder

by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 03/24/2017 at 10:14

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Spotted at the grocery store last night: Marky Mark selling protein powder with his all-black Jordan 3s, G-Shock watch, perfectly fitted T-shirt, flowing locks, and photoshopped triceps. “Pay no attention to the ridiculously high 75 mg of cholesterol per serving of this protein powder. Isn’t my hair great?”

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"random001" (random001)
03/24/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

Those are his real triceps! You leave Marky-Mark alone!

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

Beats the Vietnamese kind.

#toosoon

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/24/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 5

“Guaranteed to give you the strength needed to assault old Asian men and black school children in two weeks or your money back.”

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/24/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 1

Looks like he skips leg day.

"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/24/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 1

Why settle for a 2nd rate Wahlberg.

#TeamDonnie

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/24/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1

“I do not skip leg day, it’s genetics!”

"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
03/24/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 1

It’s the slimming black jeans. Everyone knows blue jeans show buff legs. Acid wash is even better.

"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
03/24/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 1

I wish they had carried the theme of this display even further, and had a picture of the display on the sign next to marky mark, and so on.

"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
03/24/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/24/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

You gotta have big arms if your are assulting people.

"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
03/24/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

Now you made me look at my protein powder - 50 mg cholesterol per serving. Damn it.

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/24/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

It’s amazing how much cholesterol is in typical whey protein. At first I had no idea because I’m more of a protein bar fan. I work out at night, eat a protein bar and banana before the gym, and then dinner after. I looked at protein powders, and naturally checked out the nutrition labels. It was like OMG ALL THE CHOLESTEROL. Typically if you want to avoid the cholesterol you have to go with whey protein isolate instead of the regular stuff.

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/24/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 0

I would take some briefs and put them on the cutout.