Qvale Can't Be The Zodiac Killer, and Neither Can Ted Cruz

Kinja'd!!! by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 03/23/2017 at 23:12

Tags: The shitpost killer
STARS: 5


Kinja'd!!!

...because he is theHondaBro. I know because I saw all the murders happen before my eyes, and he’s still killing. Brian Silvestro? Macanamera? Gamecat? He did all of them and got their account info, so if you see a post from one of them, it’s him.

He’s not stopping there. He’s got all of your personal info. He knows where everyone lives. If you’ve ever been kinja’d even once, you’re marked. He’s coming for all of you. By the end of the year, oppositelock will be no more. It’ll be Zodiaclock.


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/23/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

Not me. I am beyond untouchable. I am unassailable. And I can stop him.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
03/23/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 2

He’d never make it past Fluffy.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/23/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

That’s why I’m moving closer to him. He’d never expect the victim to be living in his house!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/23/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

Huh?

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/23/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

Care for a Hot Pocket in these troubling times?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/23/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0

Only if it’s hot around the edges and frozen in the middle.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/23/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

I’m on it.

Kinja'd!!! "Chris Evans" (imarighttwat)
03/23/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

I’m not sure who this “HondaBro” fellow is. But if he’s as dangerous as you say he is I don’t think he should be allowed around here.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/24/2017 at 00:00, STARS: 4

You sucked in The Avengers.

Kinja'd!!! "Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
04/04/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!