Big Macs are like communism

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 03/23/2017 at 22:47

Tags: turdpost ; Brain Droppings
STARS: 6


Great in theory, but it never works out the way we’d like it to in the real world.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
03/23/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 6

Seize the means of hamburger production.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
03/23/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 2

No, big macs are like garbage. Because that’s what they are. Hot garbage. If you saw the things I see in the McFreezer every 3 days or so, you’d never eat one again.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/23/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0

That’s why Wendy’s is better. McD’s is always a disappointment. Except for the fries.

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
03/23/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 1

Worked at McDonalds for 2 weeks. Couldn’t eat McDonalds for 2 years.

Worked at Taco Bell for a year. Just ate a LOT of Taco Bell.

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
03/23/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 1

On a vaguely related note, I was put on fry duty my first day at McDonald’s; the fry dispenser machine thing ran low so I was told to go get the fry bucket labeled ‘March’ from the freezer to top it off.

I started working there in August.

That was like six years ago and I still don’t eat McDonald’s fries.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/23/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

Karl Marx had a lesser known work, the “Big Mac Manifesto” which predated some of his more famous work.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/23/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 3

It’s why I make my own. They taste so much better and where as you either eat a warm burger at McDonalds with all the crap going on around you or you have it cold at home but in front of the TV and computer.

You can have warm, well made, great tasting burgers in front of the TV and computer.

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/23/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

False! Communism makes better music than MickyD’s

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Kinja'd!!! "Chris Evans" (imarighttwat)
03/23/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 0

I find big macs to be quite delicous.

Kinja'd!!! "thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
03/23/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 0

Big macs are great. communism was not a good theory. This is the best video on communism.

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Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/23/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 0

Soon we’ll be able to buy Big Mac sauce in grocery stores.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/24/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

Finally! Now I have no reason to buy a Big Mac.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/24/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

Good video, but I disagree that equity laws are the path down to communism.

And eating a Big Mac is like reading about communism... it’ll be interesting and good at first, but it won’t be long before it turns into poo.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/24/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 0

I like Big Macs. They’re not the best burgers, but I like them.

Eatikg a Big Mac is like reading about communism... it’ll be interesting and good at first, but it won’t be long before it turns into poo.

And that’s not necessarily bad... after all, I also enjoy having a good dump.