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Published 03/23/2017 at 14:19

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OK one comment. It’s a commercial for something not nearly as comical or interesting. Nevertheless, it caught my attention.


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Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/23/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 2

It does NOT make it over the pickup. Liars...

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

I know! That bothered me, too. Like, the shot after the truck is gone. It just barely clears a Fiesta...

Kinja'd!!! "bwp240" (bwp240)
03/23/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 2

Go Go Gadget Bro Dozer!

Kinja'd!!! "DarrenMR" (darrenmr)
03/23/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0

Also several mirrors folded in.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/23/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 1

I never got past the stupid Jeep to get to the actual commercial until now. I still have no idea what Hum is, nor do I care.

Kinja'd!!! "CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
03/23/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 1

Neat idea, but horrible in real life.

Where exactly is a line of cars like that of nearly all the same height, stopped in a perfectly straight line, all waiting patiently still without any open doors or attempt at maneuvering, AND with an open space directly in front of whatever is causing the jam?

Seriously, it looks like it took 5min minimum to jack the car up, drive slowly over the line, then go back down. Nobody in traffic is going to be that relaxed waiting in line for 5 minutes when there’s obviously nothing in front of the stopped car.

Maybe it could work in a parking lot, but that’s a lot of weight and non-idealized suspension for one situation where it maybe could work.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1

Totally a stunt for marketing purposes. Yeah, can you imagine actually trying to use it? How about you find that perfectly straight, narrow line of cars, but then come across one you can’t get past. Now you’re stuck awkwardly over someone? Just to scratch the surface of real-world issues....

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0

Pretty much, yeah. Would be cool on a show car, for no reason except fun. I bet this is fun to play around with as a demo car. Nothing more.

Kinja'd!!! "CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
03/23/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0

I was thinking you could park it above another car in a crowded lot... but thats a whole nother set of issues. Number 1: how do you get down?

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 2

Geez, I’m glad you asked! Why, once you’ve experienced Hum you won’t know how you lived without it. It’s an interconnected modular device interface connectivity jitney that will simplify your on-the-go lifestyle and keep you connected without wires. Just plug it in and you’ll be broadband 4g interconnected interfaced to everyone’s social network wi-fi system information connectivity platform devices. Module.

At least that’s what I got from their website.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/23/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 2

Nice generic Jeep CGI model bro...

Kinja'd!!! "DanZman" (DanielHarpel)
03/23/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 2

That sound awesome! Can I trade in my old turboencabulator for one?

Kinja'd!!! "DanZman" (DanielHarpel)
03/23/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 2

This is very clearly not a functional prototype. It’s all CGI. You can tell by how easily the tires slide sideways while it is expanding.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
03/23/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

I could care less about the product they’re selling, but that is an awesome vehicle from an engineering standpoint if nothing else.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 1

I noticed that too!

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

Yeah that seems likely eh

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/23/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 1

It is, the tires wouldn’t slide like that. Also, I have a Grand Cherokee 3DSmax model on my computer.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/23/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0

From a CGI standpoint, not tremendously difficult.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 0

That to me was the biggest single issue. Tires don’t do that yeah