Here Is Something I Can't Understand:

Kinja'd!!! by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 03/23/2017 at 10:42

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In rural/suburban North Carolina:

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In the city I get it. Concrete Jungle and all that. But this was like “Mama’s minivan needs a brush guard like my Tacoma!


Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
03/23/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 0

Not a Brush Guard...it is a Pedestrian Persuader.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/23/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 2

Going off the plate, probably there for NYC traffic pushing reasons or habit.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/23/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 0

It looks like a kangaroo bar (sort of)

Can’t be too careful, you know

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/23/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 3

Parking feeler

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/23/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

I’ve seen full grill guards on mini vans (& everything else) in North Ontario.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
03/23/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 0

Hoping it’ll make a difference with deer?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/23/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0

Not as many deer as you think in North Ontario. It’s more bear you need to watch for.

 

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
03/23/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0

gotta push them bulls somehow

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
03/23/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 3

That’s because you don’t know soccermommys dirty little secret

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Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
03/23/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0

Definitely not a brush guard. Bumper guard, push bar, maybe even a light bar, but definitely not a brush guard.

I agree with the NY comment - this is handy for protecting the bumper and may even be used to push the car that boxed you in at the curb.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
03/23/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

Oh that’s not what I expected. At least they’re smarter around moving vehicles than deer

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/23/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

I don’t understand when these are chrome.

Or, I do understand when they’re chrome. It’s a crystal-clear indication that it’s a fashion accessory, nothing more.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
03/23/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

AEROSTARS ARE THE BEST KEPT SECRETS

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
03/23/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 3

LOCAL ODYSSEY WANTS TO MEET YOU AND GET DIRTY

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/23/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1

These are usually attached so janky you could get on top of it and bend the mounts

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
03/23/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 2

How are they going to multiply damage if they are bolted securely to the frame!

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/23/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

What’s really fun is when someone tries to uses them as a tow point.