HOLY FUCK

Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 03/22/2017 at 20:12

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/22/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

wat

btw a quarter isn’t the best thing to scale a cheese burger with. SMDH

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/22/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

I gained three lbs and my LDL went up 20 points just looking at that picture.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0

You have a very sensitive metabolism.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/22/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 1

I don’t see anything wrong here.

Is it because it’s got too much lettuce? I knew it, it’s always the ruddy lettuce. I don’t understand why they put it in It brings nothing to the table.

Other than it’s something you drag out when you bite into the burger or something that falls out the back as you squeeze the burger to bite into it.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0

We need to build a meat wall between meat and lettuce.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/22/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 3

NOT A CAR

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 2

AT LEAST IT ISN’T A TERCEL

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/22/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

Well that was a little harsh (but a car)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

At least my burger isn’t going to spontaneously blow up.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/22/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 2

It will when you blow out your ass in a few hours.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/22/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 2

No. We can’t have the meat getting tainted with the lettuce. We should use the cheese as a barrier to keep the wilting lettuce from contaminating the meaty goodness that is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the burger pattie.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 1

But only swiss cheese.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/22/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 2

Triple rodeo whopper?

Quad baconator is superior

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
03/22/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 1

ur gey

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/22/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 0

I’ve had an In N Out 4x4 one time.

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
03/22/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 1

After eating this, your post nasal drip is going to become drip from your post.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 1

HOMOFOBE

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/22/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 1

And you’re still living? I DON’T BELIEVE YOU

In related news, there’s a Five Guys opening within walking distance of my work place this Spring. I expect to be dead by Christmas.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/22/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 0

When I worked at Hardee’s (Carl’s Jr.) in high school I would make my own burger conglomerations. 2 1/4 pound patties from a Frisco Burger, Boss Sauce from a Boss Burger (basically a Big Mac), the larger sesame seed bun from whatever that went on (I forget), fried onions lettuce tomato and cheese and whatever other condiments were lying around.

Then at the end of the night when it came time to toss the pans of un-used peach cobbler, I’d fill a Styrofoam cup with it and have that for dessert.

How I did not end up being 300 pounds my senior year I do not know.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/22/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 1

Sure as long as you bunk the holes with French cheese.

I wouldn’t waste good Dutch and British cheese.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 1

dude

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 2

Five Guys is gross.

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
03/22/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/22/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 2

BACONATOR IS ALL

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/22/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0

mm hmmm. Go back to enjoying your whopper.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0

I died just looking at that.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0

Whopper > burger salad

Kinja'd!!! "cluelessk" (cluelessk)
03/22/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0

Had a job delivering for Domino’s in high school. Got all my friends jobs. They each gained 10 lbs.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/22/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0

While I appreciate some may call this a burger, the fact you have to disassemble it to eat it, detracts from it for me.

For me, if you have to use a cocktail stick or skewer to hold it together, it’s showing off and can’t fill the promise it makes.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
03/22/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1

OM NOM NOM

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/22/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1

And make Bread pay for it!

Kinja'd!!! "jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
03/22/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1

You shut your whore mouth!

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/22/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

Not knowing what a burger salad is, I’m going to agree.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 1

I shut my whore mouth whenever I’m in a Five Guys!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/22/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 1

I am sitting through a conference waiting for the free food and beer at the reception. This post is killing me.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 0

HEY EVERYONE AT THE CONFERENCE! CHARIOTOFLOVE EATS POOP!!

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
03/22/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
03/22/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/22/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 0

There is a flaw in your plan to discredit me.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/22/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 1

Do you work at a septic tank cleaning company?

Kinja'd!!! "AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC" (addictedtom3s)
03/22/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 1

Oh my goodness. I need it so badly.

Kinja'd!!! "AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC" (addictedtom3s)
03/22/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0

If that’s on a bed of poutine then I think that’s the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/22/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0

The bun is upside down, burger fail.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/22/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 0

that’s what happens when you get to my age.

so, enjoy it while you can...

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
03/22/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 3

Taken out of context that comment sounds a tad odd.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/22/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

So you want a 4x4 Animal Style?

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/22/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Looks good but too high still.

Get rid of the animal feed (lettuce and tomato) and I hope the gherkin is pickled. Now we’re talking.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/22/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 0

3 Quarters

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/22/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0

Johny Rockets is da best

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
03/22/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

Well I have Diabeetus now that you’ve shown me that. Hope you’re ready to pay for the lifetime of care I’m going to need now.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/23/2017 at 00:00, STARS: 0

tell me more. it looks too good to be a fast food burger.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/23/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

TRIPLE WHOPPER

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/23/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 0

How did you know?

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/23/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

HOLY FAT.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/23/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 0

MERIKA