by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 03/22/2017 at 13:20
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 03/22/2017 at 13:20
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STARS: 17
I propose we stock up on trench coats and fake mustaches.
Some advice for conduct:
Don’t comment on articles on a possible new Supra about how the new one should be cheap like the original. They were never cheap.
If discussing the music of today, and if you must speak of it favorably, remember to spell rap as cRap and act like you’re very clever. This will confuse the algorithms and make them think you’re an old.
Make a point of replacing “school” with “work” and “classmate” with “fraternity brother.” Example: “today at work, some guy said his mom’s Macan can run 11s. My fraternity brother told him that he runs 11s on his mom.”
When asking for first car advice, replace “first car” with “last car I will own.”
Do covet Corvettes. Do not covet Toyobarus.
Remember that shitposting is the highest form or maturity on Oppo. Any and all and well thought out posts will expose you.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/22/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 2
"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/22/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 4
Alternative forms/amendments:
Always complain about “mumble rap,” and keep referencing Biggie/Pac/Nas/Dre/etc. if you’re into rap.
You can still use “school,” but replace “classmate” with “dorm roommate”, “frat bro”, “dude I know on campus”, etc.
Don’t ask about “first car advice,” ask about “next car advice.”
Use “my bum leg” as your main argument for why automatic don’t suck.
Praise the merits of the Toyota Avalon.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 2
It’s a Lexus at Toyota prices! Pound/number sign triggered
"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/22/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 1
Cue the “Nobody wants that “sporty” ride or deep bucket seats or flashy wheels on a car they drive every day. If I wasn’t helping my daughter out with college tuition, I’d run down to Don Valley North Toyota and buy a 2017 Avalon Limited. It’s not beige, it’s Creme Brulee Mica with an almond leather interior. It’s the price of a basic Lexus IS, but it’s really a Lexus ES. The heated steering wheel is really nice for my arthritis...”
"Viggen" (viggen37)
03/22/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 0
Use “my bum leg” as your main argument for why automatic don’t suck.
Hey, hey, hey it’s a legit reason!
"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/22/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0
Very much so. Source: sprained my ankle last year trying to do an ill-advised tailwhip from flat. That column-shift auto was very nice for those two weeks.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
03/22/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 2
Honestly, just be James May and you’ll get through with no issues.