monkeepuzzle is trying to send me a huntsman spider in the mail

Kinja'd!!! by "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
Published 03/22/2017 at 12:50

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send help


Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
03/22/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 5

So Secret Senna is back on?

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
03/22/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 7

everything is backwards in Aus, christmas in March. I hope apers0n enjoys the spiders, they are a traditional march christmas gift

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/22/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 4

So far 5 confirmed packages of huntsman spiders are mailed to aperson.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/22/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 3

RIP

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
03/22/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 3

I知 not allowed to send Anti-Spider Nuclear Weapons through the mail anymore, sorry.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/22/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

I suggest fire

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
03/22/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 4

friggin slack leaking into oppo, and I dont even get pizza rolls out of it?

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
03/22/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

I知 sending bombs to your mailbox right now

Kinja'd!!! "Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig" (AndySheehan-StreetsideStig)
03/22/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1

The world痴 first benevolent mail bomb.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/22/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

You get the Jack Baruth award:

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Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
03/22/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

PIZZA ROLLS!!!

or at least bagels!

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/22/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1

I知 sorry since Oppositelock is sponsored by Hot Pockets and Feet, you値l have to make due with delicious, healthy, and easy to make Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets are great for shitposting from mom痴 basement.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/22/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 3

If he gets bit by the spider, we can have a spider-man with an alfa.

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
03/22/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

that痴 illegal

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/22/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 3

We値l save you by sending some spider wasps. Then when the spider wasps become a problem we値l send you some snakes. Then when the snakes become a problem we値l send some gorillas that survive on snake meat. Then when winter comes along, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/22/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

Jesus, you must be broke after paying the shipping on that thing.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
03/22/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....