How Close I Was Last Night

by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 03/21/2017 at 15:06

Tags: caught on dashcam ; dashcams ; carcam ; roadcam ; r/roadcam ; deer
STARS: 3

To having venison steaks:

(dashcams have wide angle lenses, closer than it looks, yadda yadda)

Upon reviewing the rear cam’s footage, the fucker almost took out the car coming the oppo direction as well!

I had JUST dipped my beams, too. Guess from now on I’ll be like “FUCK ONCOMING TRAFFIC, I NEED TO SEE DEERS!” and leave them on.

Replies (20)

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/21/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 2

Some of the stupidest creatures I encounter on the roads and that includes the other drivers.

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/21/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 1

They’re a close tie with squirrels. They could be in the clear, but then dart back toward the car about to squisher them.

"whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
03/21/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 0

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/21/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 1

and turkeys.

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
03/21/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

Mmmmm...that reminds me that I should definitely make some of those venison steaks in my freezer

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/21/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

Good thing you missed him, or you’d need a bambulance .

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/21/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

but venison is tasty

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/21/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 1

Mmmm and snack sticks mmmm

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/21/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0

At least they’re slow

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/21/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 2

Having an intact car is tastier

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
03/21/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1

Guy at my work brought in some delicious venison sausage. Sometimes he makes it himself, this time he had a place do it for them, they did 50% venison and 50% pork and just the right amount of spicy heat. Yum.

And I’m glad you avoided that bastard! There are much cheaper ways of getting venison, lol.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/21/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 4

You think that until a dozen of those fuckers are in the road in front of you and there are four foot high snowbanks on either side of the road.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/21/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1

Fucking dumb ass deer. I was out in the garage last night getting a bicycle ready and turned off all the lights and started walking back to the house. Fucking deer was grazing about 3-feet from the garage door and scared the living shit out of me. I screamed like a teenager at a Bieber concert and the deer jumped and ran down the hill.

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/21/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 1

I lol’d

Sorry

"Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
03/21/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0

Replace creatures with Car2Go Fortwo drivers here in Seattle. Then again, the ones that aren’t dumb live outside of the Downtown district.

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
03/21/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 2

God, I remember I was walking to the garage one morning around 4am to go to work. Walked right into a fucking herd of deer and they all took off. A legit squirt of pee came out... deer are fucking assholes lol.  

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/21/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 0

LOL!

"user314" (user314)
03/21/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 1

Turkeys aren’t stupid, they’re just stuborn, mean motherfuckers.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/22/2017 at 07:56, STARS: 1

No, they are also stupid.

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
03/23/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0

I’ve missed one by less than 5 feet while on a motorcycle at 60mph.