by "Jcarr" (jcarr)
Published 03/21/2017 at 11:07
by "Jcarr" (jcarr)
Published 03/21/2017 at 11:07
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STARS: 10
UPDATE 2: Here’s what 30% of the list looks like. I would do the whole thing, but it only reveals them at 10 per click and I ain’t got time to click that thing 200 times.
UPDATE: Obviously destined to be my comment of the year.
ORIGINAL POST:
Poop jokes. Kinja loves ‘em.
Yes, I’m tooting my own horn. No, I don’t care.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/21/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 3
LOL. I’ve also noticed from experience that a 50-star Jalopnik joke can quickly become a 1,000-star joke on Deadspin, etc. No offense intended, they just have lower standards than we do. Well done. :D
"McMike" (mcmike)
03/21/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 5
D. B. Tooter
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/21/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1
I have noticed that as well. Probably because I spend time over there starring poop jokes.
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/21/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0
I still have no idea how those guys do it. Like, we need to get John, Maddened to do an AMA.
Then again, Arturo (double name drop YOOOOOOOOOOOO) is on Deadspin, too, so...
"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/24/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 0
i don’t get it :’(
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/24/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 1
WHHAAA? 2017! nice.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
"Viggen" (viggen37)
03/24/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 0
And yet that somehow didn’t get COTD!
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0
My previous high was 750ish. I’m not sure I’ll ever touch that height again.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/24/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 0
well you had one from me back in the double digit range. Solid comment.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/24/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1
Poop jokes are best jokes.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1
Yeah, it got caught in the no-man’s land of evening posts. Oh well. I have a handful of COTDs, so I’m not going to sweat it.
Also, it’s the internet, so none of it matters anyway :)
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/24/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 1
Maybe it wasn’t solid and that’s why the guy fell out?
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/24/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 0
Are you ungrayed on Deadspin? I feel as though I’ve come up with some great one liners there over the years but when you’re buried in the grays it doesn’t matter.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0
I’m not. I think I need to make it my mission to get ungreyed.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
03/24/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0
Fair enough.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 1
Stop reading my mind!
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/24/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 0
COTD? How about COTY.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/24/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1
oooh i’ve heard of that, didn’t know the guy’s name.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/24/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 1
PROUDLY on the list of stars for you AND matt brown
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/24/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1
Deserving of a #COTD.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/24/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 1
And I just realized I never gave you your star for that. How could I forget?!
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 2
Thanks $kyymmnn!
"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/24/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0
Is this the highest star count on a Jalopnik comment, ever? I think so.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/24/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0
I wonder if they track that.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/24/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 0
It’s possible. I remember when we complained that they took away image and text annotations, one of the tech people replied to me saying they had data on how many people triggered the annotation feature, and how many actually annotated something. They determined way more people triggered it rather than actually annotating something, so that’s why those things are gone now.
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
03/24/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 1
And here I was thinking it’d plateau around 1900 or something.