night oppo

Kinja'd!!! by "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
Published 03/21/2017 at 08:09

Tags: night oppo
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which one would you rather?

1. Chrysler PT Cruiser convertible

2. Rover CityRover (top right)

3. BL Austin Allegro (aka All Agro) (bottom left)

4. Reva / G-wiz electric car (bottom right)


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/21/2017 at 08:17, STARS: 2

PT Cruiser ... can I please get it in Midnight Plum?

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
03/21/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 3

5. 60 lb Huffy MTN bike

6. Waterboarding

7. Kick in the shin

8. Bamboo shoots under the toenails

9. All of the above, various forms of torture

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
03/21/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 0

is the PT a turbo?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/21/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 0

could be.

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
03/21/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 1

The Allegro and whatever Jeremy did to the Allegro in early TG.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/21/2017 at 08:37, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
03/21/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 2

then i would take the PT and a paperbag with 2 holes cut out

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Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/21/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

This is the proper answer

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
03/21/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

PT Cruiser convertible; I think it is a good looking car with the top up. Also it could have a manual transmission and a turbo.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/21/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 1

You’re a monster.

That being said, Allegro. At least it has old car character. That and a wheel so stupid people might find it clever. There is no excuse to own any of the other three.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/21/2017 at 09:25, STARS: 1

I’ll take the REVA L-ion. It would actually work well on my commute.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
03/21/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 1

#3

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
03/21/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 0

Oppo confession: I want the Cruiser, with candy red marble effect painted sides and glossy black top half, using the belt line as separation, on steelies with smooth chrome hubcaps and whitewalls.

Come at me!

Kinja'd!!! "IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/21/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 2

The Austin Allegro is the least embarrassing.

The CityRover is also not embarrassing, but still a little sad.

The only acceptable reason for someone to own a PT Cruiser convertible is for Michael Scott cosplay.

And the G-wiz is completely useless.

Kinja'd!!! "IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/21/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

?

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Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
03/21/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 1

Close to what I thought actually, but with sides looking like this:

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And as a convertible with white walls

Kinja'd!!! "BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
03/21/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 2

Oi mate! The Allegro doesn’t belong in this lineup! With it’s surefooted handling due to it’s innovative hydrogas suspension and available modern OHC engines in combination with a five speed gearbox it simply TROUNCES the competition.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
03/21/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0

Out of that list? I guess Allegro. If I had to. Maybe try to make the best of it and swap in an Allegro III grille and headlights.

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/22/2017 at 02:35, STARS: 0

:)

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
03/22/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 0

Allegro. All of its problems are build-quality related which i can fix.

Nothing i can possibly think of can fix the problems with a PT Cruiser convertible. Nothing short of explosives at any rate.