Every MY2017 3-Door Hatchback (with a Rear Seat) For Sale in the USA

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Published 03/21/2017 at 09:35

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Inspired by Zoidberg. Yep, that’s right, there are 6 7 8 models. Until recently you could get a 3-door Accent, Yaris , or Golf/GTI. The Scion tC is recently deceased as well. It seems like just yesterday you could buy a new Volvo C30. But the 3-door hatchback, outside of 2-seat sports cars, appears to be endangered in the USA. Edit - Yaris is still available in a 3-door for 2017, and the i8 has both a hatch and rear seats

Audi TT/TTS

BMW i8

Ferrari GT4C Lusso

Fiat 500

Mini Hardtop

Land Rover Range Rover Evoque

Toyota Yaris

VW Beetle

Feel free to chime in if I missed something!


Replies (42)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/20/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 5

SAD!

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/20/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 1

Dodge Viper?

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
03/20/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

You can still get a 3-door Golf in Canada, only in Trendline spec though.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/20/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 1

Despite the shape, I’m honestly a bit surprised to see that the TT has a liftback instead of a useless, tiny, trunk lid. 

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/20/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0

I think the 3-door Yaris is still a thing for MY 2017, so it should be on the list.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/20/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 0

2 seats. Is in fact a hatch though.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/20/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 1

The Viper, like the Corvette, doesn’t qualify as they aren’t counting 2-seaters. The TT is similar, but does actually have some rear seats for people with no legs or heads.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/20/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 1

I’m guessing it will be around for a while as one of the lower-spec models that you can get in Canada and not the US like manual transmission Outbacks and the Civic DX.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/20/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 1

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I’m actually more surprised they crammed in back seats TBH.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/20/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

Holy crap it is. I thought they had gone 5-door only like the Golf.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/20/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

Yep, still a thing for 2017:

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Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
03/20/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 1

Probably. This is the company that kept selling MKIV Golfs and Jettas until like 2010 in Canada because people will buy anything as long as it has 4 wheels and an engine.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/20/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 1

In Mexico it was facelifted with new headlights/grille/taillights and sold all the way until 2015 as the “Clasico”

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/20/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 2

The BMW i8 has a hatch and rear seats.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/20/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 3

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“Hatch”

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“Rear Seats”

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I’ll update it in the AM, I’m headed off to bed now.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
03/21/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 1

The inclusion of “rear seats” reminds me of how RX-7s, CRXs, and CRZs were available in Japan as 2+2s, but only as 2-seaters everywhere else.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/21/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 0

You can store two folded t-shirts back there. Is this a sports car or a Camry?!?!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/21/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 0

Ugh. That price. Spend 2k more and you can get an iM...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/21/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 1

My last landlord had an ‘01 TT and now a ‘13 TT. Backseats are a joke, his six year old would need his legs sawed off if he wants to fit.

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
03/21/2017 at 04:19, STARS: 2

The list seems to be getting shorter each year, but here in Europe we do have a few more options:

Alfa Romeo Mito

Audi A1

Audi A3

Audi A5

BMW 1-series

Citroën C1

DS3

Ford Fiesta

Hyundai i10

Kia Pro_Ceed

Opel Adam

Opel Astra GTC (might be discontinued)

Opel Corsa

Peugeot 108

Peugeot 208

Seat Ibiza

Seat Leon

Seat Mii

Toyota Aygo

VW Golf

VW Polo

VW Up.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/21/2017 at 05:02, STARS: 0

Huh, I didn’t even think about the GT4C Lusso (or the i8 that TheTurbochargedSquirrel suggested, although I didn’t know that that had back seats).

The Evoque, though? Are we really counting the Evoque? It’s a CUV, after all...

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/21/2017 at 07:26, STARS: 0

I’m stretching to include anything because there are so few. Interestingly enough, I think the Evoque fits the theme here, because there used to be a lot of 3-door CUV’s/SUV’s here, but they’re all gone too: RAV4, CR-V, Ford Explorer, Chevy Blazer and more.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/21/2017 at 07:27, STARS: 0

A 2+2 CR-Z sounds pretty useless.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/21/2017 at 07:30, STARS: 1

Isn’t the roadster just a 2-seater? Anyway, I wonder if it is for insurance reasons. Not sure if it’s true, but used to hear 2-seaters cost more to insure. Maybe Audi wanted to avoid that or maybe there are tax implications in some markets and the rear seats let them classify it as a family car something.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/21/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 1

A few of these are 3-door only, which is something that we don’t have in the US anymore outside of the Fiat 500 (now that Mini has grown enough to stuff 4 doors onto the hardtop platform). What’s sad is that we get the Golf and Fiesta, just not in 3-door form. The worst is that we are stuck with the A3 as sedan with an awkward stubby trunk or hybrid only 5-door.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/21/2017 at 09:38, STARS: 0

I want a 1st Gen TT

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/21/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 1

Fiat 500 Abarth, because it’s much different the Fiat 500. It’s been tormented and lives in a perpetual state of being pissed off, and would gladly kill any other Fiat 500 for sport.

I kid. But man, that list is short...

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/21/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 0

Who’s actually paying that, though?

Kinja'd!!! "AndyG_UK" (ajg1974)
03/21/2017 at 09:51, STARS: 1

I’ve got a 3 door hatchback but you guys don’t get it in the States, Seat Leon SC. The newly announced Seat Ibiza is 5 door only so I suspect the SC will also be dropped for the next Leon. Sad!

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/21/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 0

Yeah. They sell the Leon/SC just south of the border in Mexico. I occasionally see a Seat on the road here in Texas, but it’s typically an older model. For whatever reason they just don’t seem to make it up here. I do see a lot of newer Renaults that pop across the border though.

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
03/21/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 0

I would love the 3 door Fiesta ST


I guess maybe this doesn’t count, but the 500L is the 4 door version of the 500 so not only available in a 3 door...unless you say it’s just a totally different model and don’t want to count that.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/21/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 2

You said 3 door hatchback, you didn’t specify that it had to legally be a car .

I present to you the 2017 OKA NEV .

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Yes, that’s a Soviet-era hatchback, still being made so that an American company (with a website designed in FrontPage) can put a shitty  low power (it might not actually be shitty) electric powertrain in it and sell it as a FMVSS 500 low speed vehicle.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/21/2017 at 10:00, STARS: 1

Skoda Citigo

Skoda Fabia

Suzuki Swift

Kia Rio

VW Scirocco

Renault Clio

Mitsubshi Shogun

Toyota Land Cruiser

Toyota GT86

Hyundai i20

Hyundai i30

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/21/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 0

The Mini 4 door is quite a bit longer than the 3 door.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/21/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 0

Yeah I guess I was thinking it was different enough. I mean it’s called a 500, but it’s on the Jeep Renegade platform, not the 500 3-door platform.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/21/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 1

Uhh.... I don’t know how I feel about this. Dear Lord the whole website feels straight out of Geocities circa 1999.

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
03/21/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 0

We don’t get those with 3 doors in my market, not new. I did forget the crossovers and offroaders though; Land Rover Evoque, Suzuki Jimny, Mitsubishi Pajero SWB and Toyota Land Cruiser.

GT86 doesn’t have a hatch

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Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/21/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 2

Yet it brags about being HTML5 compliant.

Which means they’re making this thing in FrontPage - 2003 at the very latest - and then hand editing to bring it up to 2017 standards compliance.

Also, AOL e-mail addresses?

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/21/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 0

I’ll give you the GT86. :)

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
03/21/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 1

Possibly pushing the fat fiats together. The 500L and 500x are same GM Fiat Small Platform...the 500x is the direct Renegade rebrand though on the chopped up GM Fiat Small Platform “Small Wide 4x4 architecture”*

*sourced from Wikipedia bc we know that’s straight facts  

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/21/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

I was going to say “what about the Corvette” then I remembered you specified cars with 4 seats.

Also what ever happened to that FRS hatchback?

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
03/21/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 1

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Yep - the pretty much turned the seats (right) into non-seats (left). Pretty much all similar rear seats have no headroom.

Also, regarding the TT Roadster, it’s a 2-seater - the top goes where the rear seats would’ve been.