I don't mind the deer that run across the road...

by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 03/20/2017 at 21:28

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STARS: 3

Its the ones that stand in the middle of two lanes not moving after I crest a hill.... THOSE ASSHOLES can DIAF.

Swerving to avoid one with my squishy snow tires was not on the agenda this evening. Dammit.

Replies (5)

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
03/20/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 1

Had a semi-similar moment this morning.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/meep-meep-1793447860

At least he moved.

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/20/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 2

In slow motion it was literally...

There’s a damn deer standing there

BRAKE

I’m gonna clip its ass

START SWERVE TO THE RIGHT

It looks my way and starts to run to the left

CORRECT SLIGHT OVERSTEER CAUSED BY BRAKING AND SWERVING ON SQUISHY SNOW TIRES

Mutter “Youmuddafucka” (I think) and downshift to 4th and carry on.

"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/21/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 1

Meh. It’s just lunch.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/21/2017 at 03:14, STARS: 0

just hit them. yes you will damage your car but you might do more damage by swerving to avoid it.

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/21/2017 at 08:25, STARS: 1

I’m an excellent driver ;)