Today in fire-able things I said and did today (Zoidberg edition)

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 03/20/2017 at 18:58

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I was having lunch with a colleague and we were discussing interior water features.

“Look,” I said, “it’s a waterfall that runs from the ceiling to the floor.”

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“I want something like that, but without an interior that looks like a Russian whorehouse.”

“You have a special way of phrasing things.”

“It’s a gift.”

“I don’t even know what that would look like.”

“Neither do I. Let’s find out!”

Then I used my work wifi to Google Image Search “Russian whorehouse.”

AND I WAS SPOT ON

“YESSSSSSSS! It DOES look like a Russian whorehouse.”


Replies (4)

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/20/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
03/20/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1

Benefits of being your own boss: can do anything within legal respects on my phone

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
03/20/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 3

Trying to decide if I should Google Russian whorehouse...

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/20/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 0

It’s mostly sex workers standing on corners surrounded by neon lights.