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Kinja'd!!! by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 03/20/2017 at 16:16

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Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1

WHYYYY?

And who grabs raw ground beef? (turkey? pork? chicken?) with their bare hands like that? Nasty. And who the fuck saws through a celery stalk? It just takes one smooth motion, lady!

Kinja'd!!! "Tennessee Dreamer" (smokymtnhigh)
03/20/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 1

Is it weird that this made me hungry? thanks for the afternoon tunes

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

Nah, with all the food visuals it is to be expected.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 2

I have no issue grabbing raw beef like that. That being said, I’d just dump it in the pan. I think it is to make you feel anxious for the singer.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/20/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 1

But that’s how you make meatballs

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 0

There was a lot of cringe-inducing stuff in this video. But I think it was done purposefully to up the ante on the awkwardness, which totally worked IMO.

Like when people get grossed out when they hear the word “moist.” That word doesn’t gross me out, but seeing a string of saliva during a kiss? That has the same effect on me as “moist” does for other people. Dunno why since I don’t think saliva or kissing are particularly gross things at all.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 0

Don’t try to apply reason to my strange list of things that make me go “ew!” Heh.

Because... you’re right... I have absolutely no compunction about touching raw ground beef while making meatballs, but somehow, that bit in the video above made me gag. Maybe it’s because you never see her wash her hands between touching the raw meat and the kitchen utensils/raw vegetables. Cross contamination, yo!

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/20/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 1

Yeah, my cross-contamination alerts were going off nonstop!

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/20/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 0

I fucking love TMBG

I have 3 CDs just of TMBG children’s songs. They’re totally earworms.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/20/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 0

Quick tip : Ground beef can clean ANYTHING off your hands. Which also means you need to have really clean hands when handling ground beef.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 0

What have you cleaned off your hands using ground beef?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 0

They are my favorite band of all time. My kids know all those children songs.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/20/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1

Kale

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/20/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1

And meatloaf

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/21/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 0

I grab raw hamburger with bare hands. Just don’t stick your fingers in your mouth until you’ve gotten everything out from under your fingernails.

Kinja'd!!! "Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans)
03/23/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0

What in the everloving fuck?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/23/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 0

Welcome to the wonderfully weird world of They Might Be Giants!